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I Dare You to Read this Story

Cerita Pendek

No words can describe this work of art. Except for the words.... RANDOM FLOATING EVIL LITTLE MOLES IN SPACE!!!

I Dare You to Read this Story

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by jellysocks

by jellysocks

                                    
                                              You have a mission.
                          Yes, you.
                          The human right there,

                          staring at this screen.
                          (Unless you're an orange blue whale wearing a top hat, then I apologize for assuming that you're human.)
                          You're mission is...
                          ...
                          ...
                          ...
                          Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
                          Zzzzzzzz....Z-huh, what? You wanted something?
                          Oh right, yes! Your mission is to think of a mission for me.
                          Really.
                          That's your mission.
                          Why are you giving the screen a dirty look?
                          What were you expecting?
                          A mission where you get a small prize?
                          Or maybe a mission to save the universe from evil little moles?
                          Like, really?
                          I don't get paid, you know.
                          I can't please everyone.
                          Bwaha! Just kidding, I do get paid!
                          I own my very own private yacht (made out of gold),
                          and I own a private beach, a five-star hotel made out of spoiled dumplings, and my very own mansion.
                          THE END?
                          I'll give you a hint....
                          It's NOT.