Weird Facebook Chats

1. HAH. HE BROKE.

Katt Cole has a new status: Draco, I think you should come over to my house...
Pansy Parkinson: Why would he want to come over to your house? He LLLLLOOOOOVVVVEEEESSSS ME! <3
Katt Cole: No... he doesn't. He justs sleeps with you for the the fun of it and... I am sort've pregnant.
Draco Malfoy: You're lying. I'm not listening to this anymore *facepalm*.
Harry Potter: Malfoy, let her talk for once!!! She probably has something important to say!
Katt Cole: Draco, no. I'm not lying. See, I sent a picture of my stomach.
Astoria Greengrass: Draco!!! I thought you said you loved me and I was your first!!!
Fleur Delacour: Malfoy, please don't tell Bill.
Ron Weasley: Fleur?!?!?!! Really?!?!? You were screwing Malfoy?
Draco Malfoy: You screwed me too, Weasley. Don't complain.
Ron Weasley: Crap.
Molly Weasley: Fleur!!! I knew that Bill shouldn't have married you.
Katt Cole: Fleur, I know you don't like Bill, but don't go straight to Malfoy. If you want to know why, I'll go to a private chatroom with you.
Katt Cole: And plus, he has to pay $33,000 for my baby's clothes, $95,000 for food, and $9,000,000,000,000,001 for child support.
Draco Malfoy: FML. I'M BROKE.
Sweet Brown: HAH. HE BROKE.
Draco Malfoy: I ain't broker than you, BITCH!!
Blaise Zabini: Mate, please don't talk to my grandmum like that.
Sweet Brown: Blaise, you know I got bronchitis. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' 'DAT!!!

Dear Slytherins,

Even if your not a Slytherin at Hogwarts, but I'm calling my readers Slytherins. It might not be funny, but I promise some of these will be crazy. Also please follow AunyaeRippy and Katt_Cole, because they are two of my really close friends on Wattpad. If you have a Kik and any ideas for anyone of my Facebook Chats, just Kik me them. If you don't have a Kik, send me a private message on Wattpad. I LOVE YOU MY SLYTHERIN BATCHES.

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