Katt Cole has created a new status: I don't fuck with, YOU.
Draco Malfoy: You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you.
Harry Potter: You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you.
Albus Dumbledore: I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do.
Minerva McGonagall: Than to be, fuckin' with you.
Vincent Crabbe: Little stupid ass-
Greggory Goyle: I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I don't I don't I don't give a fuck.
Lucius Malfoy: Bitch I don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do.
Narcissa Malfoy: Don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do.
Bellatrix Lestrange: I heard you got a new man see you takin' a pic.
Tom Riddle: Then you post it up, thinking that it's making me sick.
Lord Voldemort: I see you calling I be making it quick.
Fleur Delacour: I'm insta that shit like I don't fuck with you.
Gabrielle Delacour: Bitch I got no feelings to go.
Madame Delacour: I swear I had it up to here I got no ceilings to go.
Mister Delacour: I mean for real, fuck how you feel.
Cedric Diggory: Fuck your 2 cents if it ain't goin' towards the bill, yea.
Neville Longbottom: And everday I wake up celebrating shit, why?
Amos Diggory: Cause I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bitch, I.
Arthur Weasley: Stuck to my guns that's what made rich.
Molly Weasley: That's what put me on, that's what got me here, that's what made me this.
Sirius Black: Everything that I do is my first name.
Ludo Bagman: These hoes chase bread.
Barty Crouch: Aw damn, she got a bird brain.
Barty Crouch Jr.: Ain't nothin' but trill in me, aw man, silly me.
Fred Weasley: I just bought a crib three stories that bitch a trilogy.
George Weasley: And you know I'm rolling weed that's fucking up the ozone.
Lee Jordan: I got a bitch that text me she ain't got no clothes on.
Cho Chang: Then another text, then your ass next.
Luna Lovegood: I'm gonna text your ass back like, "I don't fuck with you".
Xenophilius Lovegood: You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fucking with you.
Rowena Ravenclaw: You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fucking with you.
Godric Gryffindor: I got a million trillion things I'd rather fucking do.
Salazar Slytherin: Than to bem fucking with you.
Helena Hufflepuff: Little stupid ass, WHAT ELSE DO I SAY?
Katt Cole: You're dead. Your supposed to say nothing. Okay?
Helena Hufflepuff: Oh, alright. Blaaaaaahhhhhhh. *pretends to be dead*
Cedric Diggory: Aw, COME ON. AVADA KEDARVA!! *kills Helena Hufflepuff*
Katt Cole: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW......
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Weird Facebook Chats
ComédieThis is a book about really weird Harry Potter facebook chats. WARNING: This book may have alot of cuss words.
