My Horrible Life

the dentist

Peter's pov
Today i have to go and get my wisdom teeth out

Summer:this is gonna be halarious im gonna record you

Peter:why would you record me

Summer:cause it will be funny

Lia:yea

Cameron: this gonna be funny

At the dentist
Dentist:is there a parker peter i said a parker peter

Peter almost dropped his phone
And we went in the dentist room with peter

The Dentist told peter not to close his mouth

Dentist:dont bite me

Peter:*saying with mouth open*i wont bite you i dont know where your hands been

Summer's recording

Dentist:so were you from

Peter:queens

Dentist:how old are you

Peter:16

Dentist:drink this

Peter looked at the numbing medicine then looked at the dentist

Dentist:drink it

He grabbed peter's face and poured the numbing medicine in his mouth

Peter:eww thats nasty

Dentist:deal with it

Peter:and people wonder why i hate the dentist

After he gets his wisdom teeth out

Lia:this is so freakin funny

Summer:and adorable

Peter:*drugged still*

Summer:this is halarious

Cam:im dead

Peter took the cotton out of his mouth and there was blood in his mouth

Summer:peter pit the cotton back in yo mouth

Peter:why

Summer:because its stops the blood

Peter:but what if i dont want the blood to stop

Summer:put the cotton in your mouth peter

Peter:i need marshmellows

Summer:why

Cameron and lia were recording them

Peter:because they will stop the blood

Summer:but thats what the cotton is for

Peter:but cotton doesnt taste good

Summer:you dont eat the cotton you just put it in your mouth till you stop bleeding

Peter:i stop bleeding you give me marshmellow

Summer:peter thats not how it works

Lia:peter you have to wait untill you stop bleeding cause if you dont then the marshmellow will get blood on it and it will taste nasty

Peter:so i get no marshmellow

Summer:no

Peter:why