The Fanta-stic Legends of C.O.A.T.S.

If we're brilliant at something it's communication-

10 new message(s) in 1 chat(s)

cookie: Dad
cookie: Dad
cookie: Hey dad
cookie: Daaaad
cookie: Batdad
cookie: Dad
cookie: Daaaaaad
cookie: Hey dad stop me
cookie: Dad I'm running away with a boy
cookie: Dad I'm gonna get married
fanta: Again?!

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fanta: OMG I'M SO SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY WASN'T IT-
sofi: No
fanta: ...

fanta: no?
sofi: It's in a month
fanta: ...
fanta: IT WAS WRONG IN MY CALENDAR ALL ALONG?????

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qween: SPAM
qween: SPAM
qween: SPAM SPAM
qween: SPAM
qween: SPQM
qween: SPAM
magic: YES SPAM
qween: SAPM
qween: SPAM
sofi: spAAAAM
shawm: Please no-
cookie: SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM
dylan: I'm in school!!!
fanta: THEN WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE

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magic: Meow!
fanta: Roo roo
magic: poop poop xD
dylan: Y'all are weird af
fanta: Thanks

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mini: My friend Claire asked today: Have you asked Cookie out yet?
cookie: I don't know, have you?

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ty: wHO WAS IN MY LAB
fanta: nOT ME ;-;
shawm: eh. got my own lab.
cookie: hm... maybe... do I get a kiss if I was?
jay: oh I was in your lab
magic: darn it, I was hoping for some fighting-

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fanta: Gotta go
fanta: ballet try outs
qween: GOOD LUCK DAD AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU I'LL LICK THEIR BALLET SHOES
qween: AND RIP THEIR TIGHTS
qween: AND SAY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 AND DANCE OFF BEAT IN FRONT OF THEM

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cookie: My favourite teacher the other day called me kiddo and because usually the only person who calls me that is you I almost replied with "bye dad" and I actually had to bite down on my tongue to not say that and I bit down so hard I whimpered under my breath as I was walking away and my tongue hurt for the rest of the day
fanta: I'm sorry but this is about the funniest thing I've heard all day-
fanta: also I'm a proud dad

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cookie: I'M GONNA KILL HIM-
qween: WAIT LET ME GET MY WEAPONS
ty: IF ANYONE GETS TO HAVE A GO IT'S ME
jay: no please don't-
ty: WE'LL KILL HIM
fanta: N O  K I L L I N G
fanta: lots of injuries?
fanta: ...
fanta: I saw nothing-

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fanta: I'm so bad at tpying
fanta: typpng
fanta: typimg
fanta: GAH
mini: typing is just visual talking
cookie: too much for some
fanta: well, practoce makes perfetc-
fanta: ...

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mary: and then...
fanta: yeah? what happened then?
mary: he kikled his son
fanta: HE TICKLED HIM TO DEATH
qween: tickled + killed
qween: KIKLED
mary: -_-

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dylan: ARE YOU AND MARY A THING???
fanta: no
dylan: Y'all act like it
fanta: I'm just gonna
fanta: gonna go cry somewhere now owo

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shawm: Is there even a single one of my children that is straight?
mary: I'm straight-
fanta: OH COME ON

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fanta: okay wait
fanta: so what's everyone's current pronouns? just so I don't accidentally say sth like "ladies" or whatever
cookie: "Your highness" always works so who cares
mini: Or "Your majesty"
shawm: "my liege"
sofi: "SURPREME OVERLORD"

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fanta: "Roses are red, the fifth month is called may, bizarre study claims too many chicken nuggets can turn you gay-"
cookie: cookies can turn you gay-

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fanta: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
cookie: *Marry
mary: *Mary
qween: Hey dad your name rhymes with Santa
magic: Fanta Claus is coming to town~

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cookie: Wait dad how old are you???
fanta: uh
fanta: sixteen
cookie: such an oLD AGE
mary: "old age"
mary: if 16 is an old age then heaven help us all
fanta: ;^;
cookie: You're 16 already?!? *cough* Not that it matters, but am I in your will?

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qween: people have skin
qween: and potatoes have skin
sofi: WE ARE ALL POTATOES

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mary: fanta you need to find a new crush
fanta: nooo
fanta: and no one is ever interested in me either
qween: who knows, maybe you send off the parent vibe it's like OH SHOOT IT'S A PARENT DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
shawm: parent vibe
shawm: ...nope

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fanta: so my father's trying to lose weight-
mini: and?
fanta: I told him banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour
mini: painful
cookie: DID HE DO IT?

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fanta: what's up?
mary: the sky
fanta: -_-
mary: right, sorry
mary: the ceiling

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Owo
I ran out of ideas...
Whoops.
But here.
A short little thing that is hopefully not too bad xD