*August 27th, 2018 at 7:00 pm*
A.hamster: F U C K M E
KingofTurtles: Uh oh, what is it? Did you find out who your roomie is?
HotLookinPants: I think he did John lol.
TheFrenchBiscuit: I agree. Tell me petite lion, who is the roomie?
A.hamster: THOMAS FUCKING JEFFERSON
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GUYS
HotLookinPants: Well, you're fucked.
A.hamster: NO FUCKING DIP SHERLOCK
TheFrenchBiscuit: Alex, tone down the yelling s'il vous plait.
KingofTurtles: Alexander, it can't really be that bad.
A.hamster: Yes. It can. He was relentless with the bullying then, what will make now any different? He is going to be right on my ass just like then.
KingofTurtles: Dude, you haven't even seen him since 10th grade when he moved schools. That was 3 years ago.
TheFrenchBiscuit: Very true mon ami.
A.hamster: I don't care how true that is, I am still pissed.
HotLookinPants: wait, you're pissed? Not scared?
A.hamster: YES!
HotLookinPants: Oh...
TheFrenchBiscuit: Oh...
KingofTurtles: Oh...
A.hamster: Why did you guys think I was freaking out? Because he bullied me since kindergarten?
KingofTurtles: well yeah. That is a long time of bullying.
A.hamster: That's true, but I got over it.
HotLookinPants: I smell bullshit.
TheFrenchBiscuit: Oui, I agree.
KingofTurtles: Yeah, no one can get over that much bullying in three years.
*Seen at 7:34 by A.hamster*
KingofTurtles: uh, Alex? Where did you go?
*Seen at 7:41 by A.hamster*
HotLookinPants: I think we pissed him off more...
TheFrenchBiscuit: Well we did call him out on his connerie...
HotLookinPants: Connerie means... bullshit...?
TheFrenchBiscuit: Yes, herc, it means bullshit.
HotLookingPants: You don't have to be mean...
*Seen at 7:48 by A.hamster*
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