Rigatoni/Ramen

Roman Harper/Verin

Verin.

Dont sound so surprised.

Oh, well Im sorry, its absolutely normal to come home for lunch and see your ex-boyfriend, of I dont know, its only been ten years, and what the fu-

Your rambling again. He said exasperated.

Oh really? And I have the right to, you have fucking horns Verin!, How can I not freak out, and your ruining my perfectly good couch by bleeding to death. I kept rambling, his impatience growing.

Oh, boohoo about your couch! I could be dead soon and your more worried about phoning the dry cleaners rather than an ambulance! He yelled, grabbing his arm stub, attempting to stop the bleeding.

I just wanted to come home for a cup of tea. I stared at the ceiling. A nice cup of lavender green, thats all I wanted.

Then why dont you boil extra and see if it has magical healing properties? He grunted.

Keep the quips to yourself, Ill grab my med kit.

Finally. He sighed, with extreme impatience.

I walked down the hall into the small bathroom opening the medicine cabinet. Memories of high school popped up, back when I thought he was human. But now that it comes back to me, theres no way that scrawny kid wouldve made the football team unless he was supernatural. And I thought I had left that world behind, Goddammit!

Would you explain to me what happened, and exactly what you are? I called out walking from the bathroom, I mean, I can make an educated guess, but I would rather know specifics.

I got in a fight. He stated.

Wow, very detailed, please dont go on, no way in hell that I need more infor-

Rambling. He got impatient again. Hes always hated the way I ramble.

You couldve at least sat at the kitchen table. I mumbled as I leaned down to heal him.

He didnt laugh exactly but more so scoffed, I got in a fight with Senillon and Succorbenoth. The demons of hate and jealousy. As you can imagine, they were jealous of my connections in the human world.

MmHm, and what does that make you? I know supernaturals can be very offended by being called the wrong species- I once called a Inugami a Kappa, it didnt end well. I mumbled, cutting away his shirt so I could properly make the arm seal over with skin. Im not surprised that your a supernatural, honestly. Ive attracted many different Yokai through my life, and all of them want something different.

He was quiet for a minute, taking in what I said. It ended suddenly though with a scowl of pain, Fuck that hurts!

Let it subside, you cant just be completely numb, I thought you might have gone into shock. I said, one hand on his chest the other on his back, the healing already starting to work.

He looked down, trying to mask the pain on his face, "I'm the demon of impatience.

I looked up startled, Your kidding me.

He looked at me confused. No, why would I be?

That explains so, so, soo, much. Your probably the most impatient person I know. I laughed, how had I not realized this before? Your arm is healed over, Im gonna move to your head now. I explained, then did exactly that.

So, how did you know to find me? Youve always known about my abnormal ability- and Im kinda upset that you didnt tell me your the demon of freaking impatience.

I was around town.

Bullshit. I interrupted, Sorry, but your always somewhere with a reason, your never just stopping bye or happened to be in town.

He grumbled something along the lines of Stupid mortal and how does he know me this well?

Your head is healed, and magically no one died of sarcasm attacks.

With reluctance he mumbled, Thanks.

I sighed, I may not know the real reason youre here, but I did just save your life- you owe me a round of drinks.

*SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *THEY'RE SO FUCKING GAY I CAN'T*

I'm so sorry, my professionalism can't get to Wattpad right now because it doesn't exist.