Rigatoni/Ramen

Eli/Amelia/Panoyn

Only Mostly Deadly

Hes only mostly deadly. I shrugged, not thinking much of the suddenly very real fictional character.

Define deadly. Amelia stared shocked. Is this normal for you? It feels very weird to me, and you seem so chill about it.

I couldnt help but shrug again. Well, I do see all of the characters in my head everyday, so its not weird to actually see them, but give it a minute for the anxiety to set in.

This is to freaky.

Yup.

But how is he deadly? I mean hes just a mostly fictional character sitting in a corner that wasnt that dark a minute ago. Now Im freaked out.

Well all of my characters, besides Lorn and Lora, have murdered someone. I shrugged again.

You should try to start writing sane characters.

I snorted, But wheres the fun in that? The psychopaths are where its at. Go anti-hero! I fist pumped the air.

Your veiw on this situation is making me think that all your characters come to life.

Nah, Im thoroughly freaked out. This is a first for me.

We just stood in silence. Do you know which character he is? Amelia asked, not taking her eyes away from him.

No-pe I said popping the p. Practically all of them look the same, brunettes and redheads, duo colored eyes. I have at least five OCs like that.

Well thats handy when one of them comes to life and you dont even know their name. She said exasperated.

Yo! Whats your name? I cant decide if your Verin or Panoyn- though Ive been working on this twist where Panoyn is actually-

Shut up Eli! You cant just go around shouting at people what you think their name is.

Why not? Isnt that how we met?

She blushed, Its different when your trying to find someone and shouting the proper name.

And why are you blushing? Do you adore me that much?

N-nani?! Thats just embarrassment because your such a dumbass!

Verin-Panoyn snorted in the corner, You two are ridiculous, going on about fictional characters jumping out of books. And how did you know my name, and what is this about a twist where Im actually what? None of what youve said has made sense.

First someone chases us around with Black Magic, then somehow enchants your journal, *then* a book character comes to life. Now that weve determined its Panoyn, he doesnt even remember being fictional.

Of course not! Why would I? Theres no way-

What planet are you from? I cut in.

Necoritan, but why is that-

Look, Panoyn, your a fictional character that I wrote a story about. Your a mercenary for the government of the planet Necoritan. You were supposed to be sentenced to death as a baby but instead worked for the government- I know repetitive, bare with me- You can control blood and travel through different bodies. Now, currently you are hunting down your all comrades because they betrayed you right? See, I created you.

He stared at me with blank eyes, pure disbelief.

How the bloody hell do you know so much about me? Theres no way Im fictional. He started having a mental break down.

The last thing I wrote about was you traveling with Amelia-

Hey! Does that mean Im fictional too? She cut me off.

Honestly, at this point, I dont know. I turned to her.

Well thats reassuring. She pouted, then remembered. Wait, you said Panoyn was Mostly Deadly, She turned to him, Your not gonna kill us, right?

Dont give me a reason to, and I wont.

Amelia turned towards me, I really think you need to see a therapist.