Sander Sides One-Shots (Takes Requests)

Panic at The Dico (Anxiety-Creativity)

Panic at The Disco blasted through Virgil's room.

"You can set yourself on fire

You can set yourself on fire

She said at night in my dreams

you dance on a tightrope of weird

Oh but when you wake up

your so normal that you just disappear

Your're so straight like commuters

With brief cases towing the line

There's no residue of a torturer

Inside of your eyes

She said your just like Mike love

But you wanna be Bryan Willson

Bryan Willson

She said your just like Mike Love

But you'll never Bryan Willson

And I said hey ay ay ay

Hey ay

If crazy equals genius... "

Everyone knew when Virgil is thinking or worried he puts his music on real high. Usually Patton would check up on him when this happens but him and Logan were doing who knows what and Roman had a perfect idea of what they were doing. (I am sorry I had to right that because my really dirty minded friend was hanging out with me today so it kinda sticked with me.)

"Hey Virgil are you ok?" Virgil looked up and turned off his music. And he asked a question that shocked Roman to the core.('core' get it? Ok I'll stop now.")

"Roman have you ever loved someone so much but you are sure they don't love you back because you are not good enough for that person?" Virgil asked with sadness in his eyes. Before Roman could reply he said,"Because that is how I feel when I am around you."

This was Roman's dream come true so he replied. "I am in love with you too Hot Topic."

Roman swooped down and kissed the emo's soft plump lips tasteing the candy flavor on them. The prince deepened the kiss licking Virgil's bottom lip asking for entrance which the darker personality granted. They both moaned at the contact of the feeling of their tongues touching each other. They pulled apart takeing in deep breaths when the door slammed open.

There stood Patton and Logan looking amused at the two personalities that had there face flushed a their lips swollen. They simply stood there until Logan broke the silence.

"Explain what has happened here please. I am pretty sure we all want to know why your faces are flushed and look like you are going to jump each other's bones."

The two started nervously laughing scratching the back of their heads. They sure do have a lot of explaining to do.

I am sorry for the dirty minded puns but you gotta attmit they were on point.

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