Q, Virgil : When you told everyone your name, how did you feel?
Virgil: I felt like they were going to make fun of me. But when they didn't and excepted me I felt... happy.
Patton: You poor dark little shadowling.
Roman: Yes your name is quite different but different is a nice change.
Logan: Yes your name is unique but I love it.
Patton: Yes kiddo, we would except you with anything you do.
Virgil: Thanks guys.
Q, Patton : Have you ever gone a day without wearing a cardigan?
Patton: Never. It's like saying Roman isn't an important ASSet to the family.
Virgil: You make those kind of jokes?
Patton: What joke?
Q, Logan : What is your favorite Sherlock Holmes book?
Logan: I cannot answer that question because then I would be betraying all my babies.
Roman: But you and Virgil hadn't had any babies yet.
Logan: Not yet. But soon. Very soon.
Virgil: Really?
Logan: Well you know it's true.
Q, Roman : Have you ever felt annoyed by the others?
Roman: Yes of course. I mean who wouldn't? It's like a mad house in here everyday.
Virgil: I bet it wouldn't be like that of you weren't here.
Patton: That isn't nice to say to each other. Say sorry.
Virgil: Sorry.
Roman: Sorry.
Q; Patton, Roman, Logan, Virgil : How do you feel right now?
Patton: Awesome!
Roman: Perfect!
Logan: Good.
Virgil: Okay.
Roman: Want Logan to turn that okay to a great?
Virgil: Oh shut up!
Logan: I mean I could make that happen in varieties of ways, but I already thought of one that would make both our day or night.
Patton: Roman, what are they talking about?
Roman: Nothing.
Q, Virgil : Why do you wear an over sized sweater?
Virgil: The reason why I wear an over sized sweater is because I feel like it protects me from the world. It hugs my body with heat, warmth, and protection.
Logan: But I protect you better than the sweater right? Do I have to burn it now? I can be your heat and warmth!
Roman: Are you getting jealous over a sweater? And I thought I was over protective.
Patton: Aww that's so cute your getting jealous over a sweater.
Roman: But I am cuter right?
Virgil: Wow.
Q, Logan : Do you ever do anything beside reading in your free time.
Logan: Yes I do. In fact I am with Virgil at the time and I love to do well...you know what.
Virgil: Logan!
Roman: Logan and Virgil sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
Patton: Virgil, Roman won't tell me what that means can you?
Virgil: Sorry I can't you just have to wait until Roman shows you what it means.
Patton: Hey Roman, can you show me what it means soon?
Roman: Don't worry Patton I will show you very soon.
Q, Patton : Do you want to know what Romans going to show you?
Patton: Yes I do.
Roman: Well I can assure you that it is better than riding a pony. You will be riding on something better.
Patton: Is it a unicorn? Or a horse?
Roman: Nope all I can tell you is that it will give you more pleasure than riding on any of those.
Q, Roman : What is your favorite dream?
Roman: Well that is classified.
Virgil: Oh I know what dream. It's about Patton and you doing-
Roman: SHUT UP!
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