Jack:omg babe guess what
You:what im tryna sleep its 3am
Jack:oh sorry babe i just thought you should know i had a dream about us, and now i have a boner
You:omg jack
Jack:i dreamt that i fucked you so hard u started crying, but then you stopped and i felt bad for you so i just made your body wet
You:i dont even wanna know what else you dream about
Jack:haha ok good night babe
You:night
