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c. 3; Harry Potter

December 19th - 7:08pm
Virginia time

Jose
can i get a hooyahhhhhhhh

Despicable Meme
hooyahhhhhhhh

Jose
did you srsly copy and
paste that

Despicable Meme
what. no. what make
you believe that

Jose
the same number of h's

Despicable Meme
you fucking counted them

Jose
ofc dumbass

Despicable Meme
language little one

Jose
i bet im older

Despicable Meme
november 25, 1998

Jose
oh. im january 1, 1999

Despicable Meme
oh ya. ya boy is older

Jose
ya know dat his boy
got his free taco

but otherwise.... ew
you pervert. texting
younger girls

Despicable Meme
i just turned
19. youre... oh

Jose
yeah, only 18.
my parents started
me early though. i would
still be in high
school but my auntie is
the principal and her
husband is the head
person on the board so
i could start with my friends

Despicable Meme
coolio

Jose
emillio

Despicable Meme
no. stop that

Jose
what

Despicable Meme
we dont mention
that hazardous place

Jose
agree bean

Despicable Meme
how did ya know i
was called bean

Jose
oh, really. i just say
that. its one of my
expressions

agree bean, uh oh
spaghetti o, yeppers
peppers, okie dokie
chickee pokie

Despicable Meme
i like the peppers best

Jose
gotcha

Jose changed Despicable Meme to Bean

Jose
question, which house

Bean
you literally made jonah fly

Jose
who and how

Bean
my roommate is in love
with hp reads it all
the time

Jose
ok, but question bitch

Bean
idk. i dont do that
stuff. i like space

Jose
ravenclaw

Bean
excuse me

Jose
you're excused bean

Bean
:)))))

Jose
put thos chins away ma dude

Bean
got it dudette

Jose
no, i am slutty brownie

Bean
🤔

Jose
well, i was looking
up slutty halloween
costumes for my cousin
who's 21, and the first
thing that came up were
'slutty brownies' so i now
identify as one

Bean
ok....

Jose
:))))))

Bean
nope, no chins

Jose
but my beautiful
face rocks it

Bean
narcissistic much

Jose
what, no. im
gryffindor, not slytherin

Bean
you seem like a snake
Read 7:36 pm

now i'm getting read
Read 7:38 pm

shit
Read 7:38 pm

im sorry josie
Read 7:39 pm

come back. i need attention
Read 7:45 pm

ugh
Read 7:48 pm

night my little wizard🧙🏼‍♀️
Read 8:00 pm

Jose
i'm not old witch. i'm youthful
bitch

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just in case y'all wanted to know, this is an actual conversation ive had before. yes, i do identify as a slutty brownie