SQUEEEEEE! I think I'm suffering from a severe case of CRUSH-ITIS!
OMG! I wonder if I'm actually falling in . . .
. . . because I feel so INSANELY happy, I could VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter, and those cute little Skittles candy thingies! My heart is pounding, my palms are sweaty, and the butterflies fluttering around inside my stomach are making me feel a little queasy.Unfortunately, there is no known CURE. . . .
How I got this acute case of CRUSH-ITIS is kind of long and complicated story. I was just about to eat breakfast and head off to school. . . .