Red vs Blue: Oh, Boy Book 1

1-A Job Turned Upside Down

By the ways, this is in a alternate universe. So, yeah, prepare for the weird... The wacky... The insane... The down right funny... The love... And... Da West.

During the events of Free Chorus...

UNSC Tartarus locker room...

Orbiting Free Chorus...

In the locker room of the UNSC Ship, Tartarus two former Freelancers were talking to one another, both brother and sister. These two were the Duelo, a relationship that beats the Twins by a long shot. They were working on their weapons... well... One of them was at least. They were Agents Alaska and Massachusetts, or as the UNSC refers to Mass as, Agent (black)Wing.

Alaska wore a set of white locus armour with golden trim, the armour made him look more like the tank he already was. He without the helmet, had golden eyes, shaggy, pink hair, and white skin with a gentle complexion. On his right shoulder plate was a knight's helmet painted in gold.

His sister, in the other hand. Wore a modified version of experimental armour that She has called the Valkry Angel suit. It was a combination of armours that she had combined into a very over powered but deadly suit. It had parts of some armour from recon and some of the new armour plating. She had a sniper shoulder plate on her right side that was from Reach, and recon shoulder plate that was used during the events of the Arc. Her chest plate was a combination between a recon and a locus chest plate. Her fire arms had the interior armour plating, she wore a recon helmet which had a blue visor but in combat becomes white. She had the standard issued leg plating from Reach on. The armour was framed out in white with light blue as it's secondary color with hints of golden trim. She had a pair of Angel wings that were connected to the symbol of Theta on her chest plate. Without her helmet, she had long, blonde hair that was up in a ponytail, gentle, gamma eyes, which are true green eyes that are so true to the point that no human could have, pale skin with her brother's complexion.

"You know, I now questioned your sanity, sis." Alaska said over to his sister who was working on her rifle that she liked to call the Sniffer Rifle. She wasn't listening to him but rather listening to her music and a sleeping Theta. Her cousin, North Dakota had given her Theta to ensure that he wouldn't fall into the hands of the Meta, once a great friend to both Alaska and his sister.

"You know, brother. When have you questioned my insanity?" She joked silently over to Alaska.

"Mass, what will I ever do with you?"

"Please stop calling me that, I rather be called Wing."

Alaska noticed something eating at Wing, she wasn't happy with that had happened not to long ago with her ex-boyfriend, a guy called Nova, he was a back stabber and a rude guy. She was glad to get him out of her life, all she wanted now was her true love, Agent Washington. He and her had fallen in love a long time ago but they had trouble admitting the truth to one another.

"Is something wrong, sis?" Alaska asked her as he sat next to her. He wrapped his arm around her shoulders and pulled her towards him.

"Just worried for Washington in how he will act of he ever saw me again." She said fighting back her urge to cry.

"You're stronger than that, Wing. You're the unbreakable soldier, you're a beautiful woman who is loving and sweet. I'm sure he won't ditch you."

She hugged him and he took her into his warm embrace like the big brother he was to her. Then he said. "Well... knowing our luck we'll find West and Arizona as well."

Wing died right there of laughter due to the thought that West as in West Virginia was still alive, if he was he would be considered down right the luckiest guy alive. More lucky than the Master Chief.