Thoughts on dating...

Thoughts on dating Christian Yu (DPR LIVE)

· Late night dates, this man is a night owl. Most of your date will be unconventional. He'll drag you to clubs, bars, movies, and/or the beach at like 12am.

· Does most of his sleeping during the day and he's a heavy sleeper. He will sleep for 12hours straight if you let him. He gets up in the afternoon though and acts as if it's morning.

· Takes long showers and it's so bad that you'll either have to shower with him, turn the water in the apartment off, or burst into the bathroom and turn his shower off.

"Get out! Get out! Get the fuck out! You've been in the shower for like two damn hours."

"Lol you mad?? You could've joined if you wanted too. 😉."

"I really fucking hate you."

· Snores. Loud. He always sleeps on his stomach with an arm wrapped lazily around your stomach. Sometimes he'll wake up and ask you why you're doing a chore or watching tv instead of sleeping in.

"Christian, normal people are typically doing these things...it's 1pm."

· Gets mad when you make fun of his Australian accent. You'll ask him to stop using it and he'll get even madder because it's not something he can just turn off at will.

"Would you like a cup uh tea?"

"That's Britain stupid."

"Oi Mate! Iss dat a kangaroo?"

"Do you want me to break up with you?"

"You literary do the same to me all the time. If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen."

· Will act like an asshole for fun just to get a rise out of you. Plays pranks and bullies you as if it's a full-time career. Then he'll whine when you get upset with him.

"Babbbbbbyyyyyyyy I'm sorrrryyyyy. Please. Come back!! I'll kiss it better." But he'll say it through a laugh. You will throw a pillow at him and storm away.

· Speaking in AAVE all the time to him. He loves it and eventually he starts copying your speech patterns, with respect of course. He'll always ask you if it's okay to use that word or phrase. (This will only apply if you're black.)

"Wassup lil mama?"
"Ew Christian Stop."

"Then stop making fun of my goddamn accent all the time."

"Mmm. Lemme think about it. Iss that a kangaroo?"

"Do it one more goddamn time!"

· If you tease him too much he'll drag you off to the bedroom and fuck you into the mattress. This man is hung, and he has a lot of girth.

"Oh, you don't have anything to stay huh? What about my accent now? Still wanna mock me?"

· Dances for you...Like all the time. He'll moonwalk across the kitchen just to steal whatever you're cooking. This usually results in you popping him or smacking his hands away.

· King of dirty talk however he's not big on name calling/degrading.

· Wants to cuddle. Always. He will bury his head in your neck and leave small kisses there. He always wants you to hold him, as big as he is.

· Not particularly a dom but he is dominant. He can be really rough during sex, but he can also make the sweetest of love to you.

· Will bite you and leave hickeys.

· He has a jealous streak. Which is ironic because whenever you're on his IG Live it's flooded with girls telling him how much they want to fuck him.

· Matching tattoos. Actually, suggested getting your nipples pierced because he thinks it's attractive.

· Laughs at everything. It makes you roll your eyes and chuckle.

· Mirror sex. Camera sex. Anything where he can film you or make you watch yourself.

· Forced quiet sex. He'll fuck you right in front of the door in the computer lab/film studio with a hand over your mouth. Doesn't care.

· He's kind of a selfish lover. Will come first accidently without warning you occasionally. However, if you pout at him, he'll finish you off.

· Can eat you out for hourssssss

· Always wants to go to the mall. You both have too many clothes and jewelry.

· Matching couple chains/necklaces