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You must be a good thief, cause you just stole my heart


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Wouldn't it be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?

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Did you just fart, cause you blew me away

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Do you live in a corn field? cause i'm stalking you.

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Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you I smile.

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Person 1: Do you have asthma?

Person 2: ....

Person 1: Cause I do, every time I look at you, you take my breath away.

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Boy: theres this girl I really like

Girl: aww thats sweet

Boy: I want to tell her but I don't know how. May I practise with you?

Girl: sure, pretend that I'm the girl.

Boy: Ok, I love you

Girl: that's perfect, go and say it to her.

Boy: I just did.

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You are the "u" in cute

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You may not be perfect but I like you.

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If I had a dollar every time I think about you, I would have 1 dollar, cuz you never leave my mind.

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