Greeky

A Short Stack of Pancakes // Intro

Have you ever been called short? Have you ever felt that burning rage fill you (very quickly, because you're short) to the brim as you try to keep your tiny (like you) temper in check? Hades has and trust in the fact that his temper was truly just as short as he was. Many many many people loved to test that fact. People such as...

"Hey Shorty, how are you?"

One should not be fooled by Hades vertical challenge, fore he could launch a full grown man with one hand, a fact many accidentally tested.

"Don't call me Shorty, Asshat,"

One also shouldn't be fooled by Hades seemingly cool demeanor, he was only mere seconds from spontaneous god combustion, and that wouldn't be fun.

Greatis, a god who most don't know of because Hades would eventually make him disappear forever, never knew when to stop. He would push something until the day he died (or disappeared) which is exactly why he continued to speak.

"Awe, did I make the little stack of pancakes mad?" Greatis stuck out his lower lip to pout.

Hades thoroughly considered ripping his lower lip off, but that wouldn't get him very far, now would it?

Instead he took Greatis' arm in his unnaturally tight grip and allowed himself to combust into a glowing flame of rage that slowly licked all of Hades surroundings.

Oh, you thought I was kidding about the combustion? Haha, no.

I'm not usually kidding.

Welcome to Greeky.