Greeky

Pretty as a Peach

Aphrodite. Maybe you've heard of her? Here, she's the star of the dance team and there isn't a person on this Earth who wouldn't jump at the chance to be hers. Her gorgeous brown hair grazes her hips delicately and she bats her golden brown eyes every time she blinks and her lips. Oh those lips. They're the most kissable lips on this planet. Thought you were a straight female? Guess again.

Gods, even I, the narrator, would give anything just for a moment of lust with that girl 'cause damn.

"Heya, boys," Aphrodite called, sashaying her hips in he most seductive of ways.

Did I mention she knew how beautiful she was? Because she definitely did.

All that girl needs is some mascara and a bit to the eyebrows and she's flawless. 

Aphrodite danced up to her boyfriend, Zeus, and smiled a glowing smile.

May I just pause here to say that her smile was not that of love, but rather of spite and anger. Aphrodite had very devious plans.

Zeus- the poor jock- leaned down to plant a big gross one on Aphrodite right as she raised her hand up and slapped him across the face as hard as she could. The sound echoed through the whole cafeteria as Zeus stood in shock, a perfect red handprint forming on his cheek.

"Really?" She asked in a stunningly calm voice, "Really? Metis?"

Now, I know what your thinking. Aphrodite and Zeus were never a thing. By that, you would be wrong. Athena and Zeus were the biggest thing in high school, they just never had a kid. Athena was not conquered by Zeus and made to lay his egg, they just were a thing for a while, but who remembers high school relationships anyway? Not me. I don't remember my first boyfriend, Jake, who I definitely don't still love. What?

"Ah, Metis," Zeus replied smugly.

Metis did lay Zeus' egg much later.

"You're such a ho. It's a miracle you could even screw her, I need to squint to see what's down there. Little Zeus indeed."

Poseidon found this to be very funny. That would be a mistake as Aphrodite immediately turned to cast onto him the most angry of all glares.

"At least Zeus has balls, unlike Water-Wuss over here."

Aphrodite always hit where it hurt most, especially when angered.

"Well," she laughed a laugh laced heavily with salt, "let's see how you like this."

And with that, Aphrodite spun around and grabbed Hephaestus' face, passionately making out with him just to spite her ex-lover.

Little did she know, as she sauntered away in her white skinny jeans and black crop top, that that god she just kissed would eventually become her husband.

A.N. I am not using the mythology that states that Aphrodite is Zeus' child. I'm using the mythology that states that she was born from Uranus' genitals.
Hope you enjoyed! Have a lovely night!