It was in the land between two rivers
known as the Euphrates and the Tigris
was the locale for the first him and her
or if you prefer, first mister and miss
Also in this land was a great, great garden
A garden plentiful with many fruits
From only one fruit was eating forbidden
It was said, eat and you will feel God's boots
So, in other words, God will boot you out
Then, as happens, man's helper tempted him
So what these two did, there is no doubt
They ate the outlawed fruit, even the stem
For this couple, paradise was then lost
So, so sad, what an exorbitant cost
