HELLO.
Quick intro. This is some sort of rant/random conversations/booky thing. I HAVE A CO-WRITER PERSON (basically someone willing to talk to me for extended periods of time), she's called Beth-
-HEY THERE
-Shush Beth, PATIENCE. Anyway, so yes, I'm Eddie, I'm awesome, so awesome that it has spilled over, causing me to be large and cuddly. It's just extra awesome. Plus, *flips hair* I'm pretty darn sexy. And there is Beth as well, and we're here to talk shit.
- Language.
- Sorry, I thought it was clear, *turns to Beth's ear * Ahem, ENGLISH.
- So what do you need me to put?
I could say something like: "I shall warn you readers in advance; we are a pair of weird children, please do not try any of this at home on your parents or you may be kicked out. Luckily our parents have learnt to accept our strange ways. I think. This cannot be promised for others so please protect your sanity at all costs. Thank you and goodnight *slinks away creepily* "
That okay?
- *sighs* Yes dear, it's spiffing.
SO YES, basically, we're here to talk...*looks at Beth and sighs* Shlit.
-Thank you.
-Enjoy!
