A/n: I haven't ever written a billdip, so plz don't judge too harsh! Also my native language isn't English, so there might be some errors x3 enjoy you sinnamon rolls!
"Ugh I can't believe we have to stay after hours to clean..." Dipper sighed, talking to his sister mabel.
"At least I get to look around at all this weird stuff grunkle Stan has in here!" Mabel laughed. "Ooh, there's a lot of money here! I'll take it!"
"No-"
"I'm just kidding bro, hehe!"
Mabel noogied him and Dipper sighed angrily.
"I wish I were anywhere but here..." He muttered.
"OOOH DIPPER I FOUND A ONE DIRECTION ALBUM!!!" Mabel fangirled. (Eww one direction xD)
"Eugh" Dipper shivered. "I wish you'd fangirl over someone who's actually hot."
"You're one to talk, dip. You're the one that likes *groan* bill...."
"S-shut up.."
"Hey, Dipper, maybe bill could start a boy band for you!!"
"What- that's stupid.." Dipper crossed his arms, flustered.
Suddenly, the triangle in question appeared.
"Did someone say boy band?"
He was in human form now, wearing a tight tuxedo and boots. Dipper got a nosebleed almost (xD hot //)
Then bill bent over and kisses Dipper... Dipper squealed and punched him in the moob.
"Owwww!!"
"Hahaha >:)"
Mabel screed because the gay action was ruined.
Then bill smacked his plump ass and said "I wrote you a song bb ;)"
"Sing it!!!" Mabel screeched
"Dipper
Why you gotta be so cruel
Dontcha no
You're actually p cool
Dipper
Lemme fuck you in da ass
Hey Dipper
I wanna sip of u from a glass
I'm kidding Dipper
Let me hop on that asssss~~~"
*Facepalm*
Then they fuck.
