So as I promised in How New Moon should have ended. Here is How Twilight should have Began. So sit back relax and enjoy the show.
How twilight should have began
Starring: Edward Cullen
Co-starring: you the twilight fan (not a twilight fan well then just imagine someone you know that is a twilight fan co-starring.)
Setting: You and Edward are sitting in a field and you are staring at Edward because he is glittering.
You're Pov
OMG Edward is glittering. That is so hot.
Edward Pov
Hey I didn't know I could glitter. What is fuc*ing wrong with me.
You're Pov
Edward smells so good.
Edwards Pov
What the fuc*ing hell!!!!! Why am I glittering?
You're Pov
I love you Edward
Edward pov
Why am I fuc*ing glittering!?!
Your pov
Why aren't you paying attention to me?
Random person pov
Why the hell is that guy glittering and what is wrong with that girl? Is she high or something? I better call the cops.
Narrator pov
And so the love birds became jail birds and there was one less vampire and crazy twilight fan at large.
I hope you have enjoyed this production of How Twilight should have began. You were a wonderful audience and if you have made it this far then I think you deserve a round of applause just for reading this piece of crap. I think I just might be the next Stephanie Myers. In till next time this is Christiana typing live from her room. This production was sponsored by the following: The police department of Forks WA to remind you to be safe and always keep an eye out for Twilight fans and vampires. If you see any call this toll free hot line (609) 212 9401. And also by reader like you. Thank you.
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Genç KurguThis is just my view on how some of the twilight series should have gone