Chapter 1

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"Ok guys we only need a shelf," Gerard says as the band walks into IKEA. Mikey runs off instantly finding random unicorn stuff.
"MIKEY NO GET BACK HERE!" Gerard yells running after his brother triggering Frank to go and look at all the dog stuff. Ray on the other hand was just standing at the front of the store talking to a fan about being the mum of the band (a/n I'm Australian so it's mum not mom)
"Yeah they run off a lot. Gerard tries to keep them under control." Ray says and takes a photo with the fan.

"MIKEY YOU HAVE A HOUSE OF UNICORN STUFF NO MORE!" Gerard yells. "Oh my god Frank no you have enough dog stuff for 1000 dogs STOP!" Gerard orders.
"But Gerard..." Frank starts.
"Where's Ray?" Mikey asks. Gerard runs around the store until he finds Ray looking at hair straighteners (a/n I've never been to an IKEA before I know shocker so I have no idea what is and isn't there)
"Ray come on you don't need straight hair you're famous for being Princess Fro Fro come on let's just go find a shelf." Gerard says.

As Ray and Gerard walk down the isles they find Frank holding a dog in his arms.
"Frank where the Hell did you get that?" Gerard asks.
"Someone just gave it to me." Frank shrugged.
Gerard doesn't bother pressing any more questions. He soon realised that Mikey is missing.
"Frank, honey, have you seen Mikey?" Gerard asks.

"Yeah I think I saw him go off to the lounge room section (living rooms in Australia is lounge room)." Frank says. They walk off to where the lounge room set ups are. To Gerard's horror he saw Mikey asleep on one of the lounges.
"MIKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Gerard screams making everyone with in a 10 meter radius to fall down into whatever they are looking at.
"Well clearly he fell asleep on a galactic lounge" Frank pointed out trying to read the name of the lounge Brand (its Delactic will I get copywrite from this I don't know). Gerard rolls his eyes as he spots Frank flop down onto a bed and rest his dog on his stomach.

"Hey Gerard I think I'm gonna call this dog Nugget because I want to eat some chicken nuggets right now." Frank says.
"OH MY GOD FRANK THATS A FLEEKEE BED (flekke?)" Gerard screams snatching Nugget and Pulling Frank off the bed before running and grabbing Mikey.

"Oh my god where's Ray?" Gerard sighs.
A/n ok next chapter soon.

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