BABQFTIM x reader- Oneshots

#2- Cuphead x Sister of Bendy and Boris!Knowing!Reader

You look like the girl in the picture (NOT MINE!) but with white skin. So you're a demon with wolf ears. Feel free to change the hair- and eyecolour!
Yoooo...
(Y/N)=your name
(F/F)=favourite food
(F/C)=favourite colour
(H/C)=hair colour
(H/L)=hair length

Fudge! Not good! Really not good!
If you're wandering what's happening: Hi, I'm (Y/N) and I'm basically you. Except if you made me one of your OCs. Geez.
(Can you just stop? The fourth wall is already broken and I dun wanna repair it! Anyone helpin' me?)
Can you just shup up? I talk to the reader anytime I want!
As I said, I'm kinda you. Now, the problem is: I know my life isn't real. It's just crappy stuff imagined by an author. And Nova-Chan doesn't like me, so I'll end up alone no matter what I do!
(Not true! I like you! You weren't the prota if I'd hate you!)
Mph... alright. I'm the prota, hi!
Back to the thing: I'll probably die in the next ten minutes because my brothers and I are chased by weird guys with cups as heads. Again.
...
You can laugh now. While I'm running and trying not to die! (Hey, Nova-Chan, that is your sign!)
(This story'd be superfluous if you'd die in the next ten minutes...)
Yeah, whatever!
Right now I'm running! From these strange guys!
Bendy and Boris are like 50' infront of me and that's not good! Really! Because if Boris yells "They're 60' behind us! Hurry up, (Y/N)!" that means they're 10' behind me!
I suck at sports, especially running, if you didn't recognize yet.
...
I think you did already.
Fudge, (Y/N)! Focus on running, not talking to yourself inside of your head!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU'RE STILL DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
Alright, focus. On. Running!
I quick my pace and my legs feel like they're tearing apart.
And then it happens. I trip over a fudging 5" tall stone and fall. On my face. Ouch! (Nova-Chan! Are you kidding me? REALLY?!)
(Yup.)
I hate you.
(Luv ya too~)
I feel someone grabbing my collar and lifting me up. I let out a soft howl. "Fudge! Get your hands off of me, you cupface!"
Aaaaaaand of course it has to be the taller one. Absolutely great!
He just growls and pushes me to the smaller one. "Make sure she cannot escape!"
The small cup (?) smiles.
(Mug! The other one is a cup, he is a mug!)
Wow, that helps a lot in this situation!
(I know!)
"Hi! I'm Mugman or Mugs and this is my brother Cuphead or Cups!" Mugman still smiles at me. "Don't worry, he's nice! Usually... Anyway: nice to meet you, what's your name?"
"Uh... (Y/N)?"
Cuphead shouts: "Don't you dare making friends with this wolf-demon-thing!"
That reminds me of this fox and peacock in primary school who made fun of me 'cause I'm half demon and half wolf. I try to hold the tears back but the memories are to strong... (S-seriousl-ly, Nova-Ch-chan? You ma-made me cry infro-ont of these two cup people who a-are trying t-to fudgi-ing k-kill me?!)
Cuphead rolles his eyes and turns away while Mugman is trying to cheer me up. "Hey, it's okay! You... you don't have to cry! He didn't mean it!"
"I did!"
"Cuuups!", Mugman yells. "You're just making her feel worse! Try to comfort her!"
Cuphead shakes his head. "No?"
"You have to apologize!"
"No, Mugs! And do you know why?" Cuphead stares at both of us angry. "We have to kill her sooner or later! She should be glad she isn't dead already!"
Somehow this hurts even more and I just sob more.
"Cuphead, no! We took her away from her brothers, we cannot kill her!"
I say: "I-I'd rather die th-than stay at y-your side!"
"You heard her, Mugs!"
"No way!"
"Don't worry. It'll be quick and painless..." Cuphead pulls me out of Mugman's grip and holds his loaded finger gun to my temple.
I don't do anything. 1. Like Nova-Chan said: if she'd let me die the story'd be useless and 2.: if I'd die it doesn't matter because I am fictional and not real. It hurts to admit it, but that's just how it is (I'm getting Wap Bap vibes).
He shoots but I don't feel any pain. Wait, no... now I feel pain... I'm lying on the floor. That's weird... I feel the pain of the pavement hitting my head, but not the pain of the shot.
Someone yells: "No!"
I try to get up, successful, and see the cause of the yelling. Mugman lies on the ground. Shot. He sacrificed himself for me.
Cuphead knees next to him. "M-mugs? Hang in there, just let me take you to-"
Mugs's eyes closed slowly.
"Hey! Hey, no! Open your eyes! Open them now!", Cuphead shouted.
I walk towards them and sit down next to Mugs. "No... no! L-let me help, sir! I am a medic, I-I can help you!"
"Hehe... Haha! Did I say your death was gonna be quick and painless?" Cuphead turned his head in my direction. "My bad... I meant that I'm gonna enjoy tearing you limb from limb!"
I swallow and stumble back.
He pickes Mugs up and slowly walks away.
Okay, shall I run away or follow him? Why am I asking? I'm not even the one who chooses!
(Absolutely right!)
Just shut up! Let's follow him, I think he needs comfort... a lot of comfort.
I quick my pace and walk besides him. It seems like he doesn't even notice me.
A few minutes there's just silence.
"I'm sorry..."
He turns his head to me weakly. "Yeah. I see. That doesn't bring him back to life."
Can I mention I hate you, Nova-Chan? You just killed Mugs!
(1. Better than your death, 2. just wait!)
I feel anger cooking in my veins. Nova-Chan killed this little cinnamon roll... If it'd be possible, I'd jump right out of this fudging story and kill her.
(Calm down, sis! I said you shall wait!)
"Well... It isn't my fault...", I say.
NOVA-CHAN! NO! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ME SAY THAT!
"I swear to god, when I'm done with this I'll kill you the most painful way I know!" Cuphead glares at me.
My lineaments soften. "I-I mean... n-no! It isn't y-our fault, of co-course! I... er... Sorry... my mouth is an untamable piece of-"
"No! You're totally right! It's my fault! I am to blame! I shot my fudging own brother... I deserve to be... to be..." His words faint.
"That's not true!", I shout. "You didn't want to kill him! You wanted to kill me- you wanted to kill me! You wanted to fudging kill me! YOUWANTEDTOKILLME!YOUWANTEDTOKILLME!YOUWANTEDTOKILLME!YOUWANTEDTOKILLME!YOUWANTEDTOKILLME!"
"Er... well... not anymore!"
I look in his face surprised. "Wh-what?"
Cuphead smiles soft. And then faints. Fudge.
I pick up Mugman (what's nearly impossible because he's way bigger than me) and somehow I carry him to a hospital.
The nurse (a friendly looking bird) rushes over to us. "Oh my god! What happened to him?!"
"He got shot", I say while breathing heavy. "He belongs to Cuphead, if he wakes up could you please tell him I brought him?"
The nurse nods. "Of course!"
"Thank you!" I smile.
I make my way back to the place where Cuphead fainted but he isn't there.
He's gone.
(Awww! You worry!)
Of course I do! He just fainted and is gone!
Because he doesn't like you!
Then why would he say he doesn't wanna kill me anymore?
Ever heard of something called 'lying'?
But... why'd he?
He's your enemy you dork!
That... that makes sense...
You're sad. You like him.
No! Why would I?!
Your reaction says everything...
No, it doesn't! Hey! Get back here!
Well... guess I have to find a place to sleep until I find my brothers...