chicken and babies + hyunjae x idunn (discontinued.)

ding dong

(3rd Person POV)

Hyunjae stared at the extra cash he had left after buying three vibrators for Juyeon, his bestfriend slash roommate. God knows what- no, who he uses them on.

He had enough money to buy a pack of condoms and so he did. Juyeon had asked him to join him and his 'friends' to go this newly opened club, Haiti, tomorrow and no way he's going home un-laid.

Entering the convenience store, his nose picked up a familiar scent, too familiar to him. His eyes lit up as his mind went blank.

CHICKEN.

Hyunjae quickly grabbed the clipper and picked two hot meaty drumsticks, shoved them into a small cardboard container and paid for it. It was all he could afford but he's satisfied.

He walked home happily, sucking on his juicy cluck, the condoms long forgotten.

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Idunn sighed as she stared at her two friends, who were literally on the ground, kneeling- begging her to go clubbing with them tomorrow.

Sanchi on the left, pulling on her sweatpants, and Sarah on the right doing her signature (digsustang) puppy eyes.

She really didn't want to go because one, she hated crowds, two, she'll rather be at home reading her smut collection.

"Please please please, you never hang out with us," Sarah complained as she slapped Idunn's thicc thighs.

Idunn hissed at the impact and shook them off agressively. "No means no, I'm going to bed." She stated as she stomped towards her room.

"I'll give you miyeok!" She heard Sanchi scream as she halted on her steps. She thought about it twice before shaking her head in a dismissive manner, "I said no, fucker."

Slamming the door she rushed towards her bed and quickly opened the incognito tab on her safari.

After minutes of browsing on Wattpad, she finally found a decent Kim JongUn X Obama smut.

As her eyes skimmed throught the first chapter, she knew this was going to be a long ride so she made herself comfortable and closed the lights.

Snuggling into her blanket, she plugged in her earbuds and blasted her favourite uh, song.

Not realising someone had opened the door to her room and had crept up beside her, she continued her sinful action.

"BOO!" Sarah screamed as Idunn grabbed her gun from underneath her pillow and shot her straight in the forehead on reflex.

"HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SCARED ME," The latter screeched at the lifeless body on the floor.

"I HEARD A GUNSHOT WHAT HAPPENED," Sanchi rushed into Idunn's room, "Oh my god, not again," she grunted as she took in the scene before her eyes.

Idunn grinned sheepishly as she scratched the back of her head in guilt, "I didn't mean to, I mean- she scared the shit outta me so i just shot her on reflex."

The younger sighed, "I should've kept your gun with me look what happened, first, Laura and then this? I have had enough of people dying in my house, Unnie."

"Sorry," Idunn looked down in shame. "I promise this will be the last, will you forgive me?"

Shaking her head in dismay, Sanchi thought of an idea as a smirk crept up onto her face.

"Yeah sure," Idunn's eyes lit up, "with one condition."

"What is it???"

"You. Me. Clubbing." Sanchi grinned in triumph as the older of the two grumbled a "fine" in defeat.

"Yes!" She cheered as she clapped her hands, "Now, help me clean the mess you made."

"Yessir!" Idunn saluted as the two laughed and carried Sarah's corpse to their backyard to bury.

Idunn huffed as she finished burying her friend's body, it was buried right beside their other late friend, Laura, who died because Idunn shot her for changing the channel.

"Now go clean up the blood, I'm going to sleep," Sanchi stated as she put away the shovels and made her way inside the house, Idunn following suit.

"Oh and don't forget, Haiti." Sanchi winked at her as she closed the door.

Sighing, the older cleaned up the blood and plopped on her bed once again. She turned on her phone and started searching.

"Haiti.. let's see what's so great about this place."

Apparently it was a fairly normal club, only they had very, very, handsome bartenders. And it was also a place where celebrities, including her favourite Trump Oppa, regularly come to have fun.

Her heartbeat went fast when she read a comment saying that her Trump Oppa would be present tomorrow at the said place.

Meeting her Trump Oppa would be a dream come true for her.

She closed her phone and looked at her bedroom ceiling, smiling like a freak.

"Maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all."

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A/N: wtf am i writing ohmygod im shit at writing fics.