I listened to the speech of a wonderful man... who was not quite Danny DeVito, but was almost as good.
"THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER" he said "TO TURN THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? TURN THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY... UH. UH SHIT CRAP, GAY FROGS GAY GAY... IMMA SAY IT REAL SLOW FOR YA....... GAY.. FROGS"
That day was the day everything changed. My mind went to wondering whether or not I should do something to help with this major problem or not. The answer was yes. I need to do everything in my power to save the frogs from homosexuality.
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The Chemicals
Ficción históricaWhy do they put chemicals in the water to turn the fricken frogs gay? We'll never know, but here's the story of the NGFS Inc(National Gay Frog Saviors)
