Slenderverse Lemons

Fuck You (NoahxObserver)

Noah turned in his bed sheets, tangling them further which seemed impossible but he was achieving it. Now if only he could accomplish the impossible task of opening the damn journal. He grunted, squeezing his eyes shut tight as if that would somehow help. His mind was racing though. He was physically fatigued, yes, but his mind was hyperactive. 

Scenarios ran through his head. What if he opened the journal? What would be inside? What if he died before then? How would he die? Would the Admin get him? Or would one of his members do it for him? Or problems too. He had many predicaments, clues showing up not to mention how annoying the fortune cookies that were everywhere, leaving cryptic and uncomfortable messages.

He slid his hand under the pillow, welcoming the coolness that it brought only to feel something else. He opened his eyes and sat up a little, pulling out whatever the strange object was. It crinkled in his hand. That damn crinkling. Another damn fortune cookie. It was like Firebrand was taunting him. He probably was, actually. It seemed like something he would do to himself.

With an angry yell, he chucked the cookie into a dark corner of his bedroom. He never heard it hit the ground. He frowned only to shrink back in surprise when two white eyes made themselves known. There were glasses around them and that damn smile. That creepy, bone chilling smile.

"It was nice of you to give me a snack, Noah. I do get hungry every now and then because watching you try to sleep is quite boring actually," Observer said in that annoying slightly dual-toned voice of his. He tossed the cookie to the side and walked forward. The moonlight streaming in from the window allowed Noah to see Observer more clearly. He was wearing simple jeans and a long sleeve shirt, both black. It matched his hair and dark grey skin tone, making his eyes and smile and glasses stand out more. 

"Why the fuck are you here," Noah spat out, having kicked off the covers and pulled his legs a little closer to himself. He probably looked like a scared animal being hunte,  which in a sense, he was. He had no doubt that if Observer really wanted to he could kill him right now. Or he could any time if he was watching him sleep. That was creepy.

"Oh, the usual. Watching you sleep. Like I said. It's boring actually. Can you do something not-boring? That would make things interesting," Observer asked him, that smile still on his face. He took a few more steps forward so that he was standing at the foot of Noah's bed. He tilted his head a little, annoyingly so.

Noah, already frustrated about not being able to sleep and then irritated further by the fortune cookie and this fucker, suddenly lunged forward with no warning and tackled Observer. The entity let out a grunt as he fell back rather harshly, Noah sitting on top of him. He opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by Noah reeling his fist back and planting it square in his jaw. He fumbled for the knife he kept under his bed, holding it to Observer's throat. 

Wow. He really could kill him if he wanted to right now. But then again, he was an entity. He could just find a new host to do his work. Noah really never was going to get a break, was he? Observer just laughed, an annoying sound that pissed off Noah even more which was pretty much impossible. Apparently they were both able to do the impossible.

"Oh you're funny Noah," he chuckled. He took another moment to look over Noah. "What?" The other snarled out. 

"Nothing, it's just..." Observer paused for a moment, seeming to try and find the right words. When he spoke again, his voice was much deeper than before. "This position is really fucking hot."

Noah pressed the blade to his skin, threatening to break skin. "What?" He spit out, too completely and utterly shocked to even begin with this bastard.

"You heard me. But I'm not really into the whole knife thing going on here. Why don't we get rid of that, eh?" With ease, he pried the knife out of his hand, throwing it behind him. Noah cringed at the sound it made as it hit the floor but it didn't last long because Observer pushed his body up so that he was cornering Noah to his bed. His eyes were wide and fearful but still angry.