kys #1: yall
sinner: yo
mackerel: sweetie no
kys #1: bitch tf im talking
kys #1: i found out taeyong still uses facebook
sataeillite: are u deadass
kunfused: bro stop
parrot (on crack): dont make me laugh
lumpia: XBXNCXOIXPPXOKSJDSKK
jisung christ: IM WHEEZING
disrespectful: ^
weeaboo: ^
screaming: ^
loselose:
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loselose: taeyong is accepting friend requests from our grandmas
loselose: bet
weeaboo: ^
mackerel: ^
kunfused: ok but that's weird
weeaboo: but can you prove he's not doing it?
weeaboo: or that he's not even thinking about it??
kunfused: ...
weeaboo: that's what i thought
loselose: nice
weeaboo: ;)
satanic: what if taeyong sees us talking about him in the group chat?
sataeillite: he won't because he's using facebook
disrespectful: ^
annoyed: i didnt realize we were still in the middle ages
jisung christ: wait so if we live in the middle ages
jisung christ: how the fuck am i supposed to take a shit
eyesmile: excuse me?
screaming: what even
sataeillite: honey-
jammin': wdym
jisung christ: TOILETS WEREN'T INVENTED YET
mackerel: wow
mackerel: hakuna those ta tas m8
screaming: bro
screaming: if you wanna take a shit just go for it
jammin': ^
eyesmile: ^
annoyed: ^
sinner: stfu im going to vomit
kys #1: OMG CAN I SPILL MORE TEA
disrespectful: honey yessssss
mackerel: ^
lumpia: ^
parrot (on crack): ^
sinner: please do
kys #1: TAEYONG ASKED ME TO HELP HIM POST ON FACEBOOK
kys #1: "HAECHAN ANAK ANONG 'FRIEND REQUEST'? ANAK, HALI KA NA HELP YOUR MOM POST DITO SA PACEBOOK!"
loselose: im sorry what
eyesmile: haechan we live korea man
eyesmile: stop make difficult ok?
lumpia: KDSXXKSDKSD
lumpia: WHY IS HE SPEAKING IN TAGALOG
parrot (on crack): same
kys #1: because the author is filipino
annoyed: what author?
annoyed: ??
kys #1: ...
kys #1: GUYS TAEYONG IS ONLINE
satanic: BITHCJ-
sinner: EVERYONE SCATTER
satanic: ^
annoyed: ^
kunfused: ^
disrespectful: ^
mom: what's wrong?
mackerel: nothing :)
mom: ok...
mom: can you guys help me with something?
loselose: ofc :)
sataeillite: anything for you :))
mom: yall weird, you sure you didn't let dream cook or sum?
satanic: it's not like we wanna die early lol
screaming: wow
screaming: thanks hyung
satanic: np :)
mom: ok then
mom: so whose grandmas are adding me on facebook?
mom: they out here flaming me because i dont eat sour sinigang
kys #1: WTF
sataeillite: a bitch is getting flamed by facebook grandmas
kunfused: ^
satanic: ^
weeaboo: TEAAAAAAAA
loselose: OUUUUUU
loselose: pATAY KA
mom: bitch wtf does that even mean everyone keeps saying that
sinner: OKOK GOTTA BLAST
mom: and this is why i hate being a single mother ;)
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so this is for my filipino nctzens! i think this is the longest crack i've written since may, but i hope you guys liked it :)
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NCT ON CRACK [NCT CHATROOM]
Fanfictionmom: sm finna whoop my ass if yall stay in your rooms all day and only come out to feed mom: you bitches live like chickens sinner: tf loselose: what does that even mean satanic: idk man - the chatroom from hell.
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