NCT ON CRACK [NCT CHATROOM]

crack #8 - nct on vacation

mom: u bitches are taking years

mom: i finna ditch, on god

disrespectful: i can't believe we're going on vacation ^3^

eyesmile: ^

kunfused: ^

mom: i can't believe sm is making me take u whores on vacation

mom: my brain cells are going to combust so HURRY UP

weeaboo: its not my fucking fault that taeil is still taking a fuckign shower

satanic: i can hear him singing gee from the backyard

sinner: why are you in the backyard

satanic: i need to mow the grass before we leave

mom: u were supposed to mow the grass last tuesday

satanic: :/

sataeillite: guys theres no more shampoo

mom: DID YOU USE ALL MY STRAWBERRY SHAMPOO??

sataeillite: ..

sataeillite: no

mom: bitch ur gonna catch hands

loselose: mom

mom: wHAT

loselose: mark took my fucking pants

mom: mark fucking lee

mom: give winwin his shit back

mackerel: ok but

mackerel: winwin has nice pants

mackerel: and i want them

loselose: too bad bitch

lumpia: those pants that would look good if they weren't covering your chicken legs, mark

kys #1: ^

disrespectful: ^

kunfused: ^

sinner: wow

parrot (on crack): o shET

satanic: bitch he went there

mackerel: >:(

jisung christ: flamed

kys #1: who stole my fucking sunscreen

screaming: i would never use your convenience store sunscreen

eyesmile: they sell sunscreen at the convenience store??

kys #1: shut up

jammin': i think jisung took it

kys #1: bitch

kys #1: give me my fucking sunscreen my ass ain't tryna catch fire

kys #1: the sun makes me wanna combust

screaming: WHAT LMAO

jisung christ: ITS NOT MY FAULT TEN SET MY SUNSCREEN ON FIRE

mom: TEN DID WHAT-

chaotic gay: OKAY

chaotic gay: BUT IT WAS FOR AN EXPERIMENT

kys #1: ur the fake bill nye

satanic: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

mom: OKAY BITCHES

mom: IM LEAVING IN 10 MINUTES I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK

lumpia: do you give a walking fuck?

mom: i swear i hate you sometimes

sataeillite: nice one

chaotic gay: who's already waiting in the van?

loselose: me

weeaboo: me

lumpia: ME

annoyed: our van looks like the fucking magic school bus

chaotic gay: ^

weeaboo: ^

sinner: ^

satanic: ^

screaming: im shotgun

mom: bitch i think tf not

mom: that seat is for my fucking husband

screaming: im not sitting in the back with fucking renjun

annoyed: excuse me bitch

mom: whatever bitch we're leaving

disrespectful: bro sm is calling

disrespectful: they said you're in trouble

sataeillite: oof

mom: tf why

kunfused: you left jisung at the house

mom: shit

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i had no idea how to end this lol but all the summer vacation bops are out and i'm super excited!