It was a normal, boring day of the first week of school. I was finishing my homework when Mew called me. The reason it was that, Bill Cipher, an evil being that he defeated trillons of years ago, returned to this plane of the existance. And only the...
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-Die you weird things!- I said shooting to some floating eye-balls, destroying them.
Then, another eye-ball appeared upside me. I pointed my gun to it and pulled the trigger. But I got out of ammo. However, Meloetta appeared, and used, the move psycho cut, cut the floating eye on half.
-Thanks Meloetta- I said, relieved.
However, this sensation went very fast. More floating eye-balls were coming. I took the right hand of Meloetta.
-Meloetta, use teleport!- I ordered.
She used teleport and we appeared on another place of Gravity Falls, destroyed, like the whole town.
-So, what's next?- Meloetta asked.
-We have to find that boy Dipper Pines. Maybe he knows something about what is happening and how to stop Bill- I said, while reloading my guns.
We then heard the voice of Bill Cipher and his companions. He was close, very close. We, silently, went closer to his location, until finding him and his friends.
-Ready to cause some havoc, boys?- Bill Cipher asked.
-Yeah!- his friends said.
We remained silent. We don't had any idea of how to face Bill and a direct confrontation was equal to death. We only listened to the things that Bill was saying, until big bell sounded and a blue rays crossed Bill Cipher's hat, destroying a pine. Bill Cipher's hat showed to be in reality a part of his body. And regenerated fast, very fast. I was shaking because of the fear.
-Well, well, well, and here I thought today couldn't get any BETTER- Bill Cipher said, firing a beam to the tower of the church, destroying it's superior part.
Meloetta was about to said something but I covered her mouth.
Bill Cipher, then, floated to the remaining of the church.
-Good old six-fingers. I've been waiting an (Deep voice:) ETERNITY (Normal voice:) to have a chat face to face- Bill Cipher said to an old man that he maintained in some kind of red force field, making him to float.
-Wah!- the old man said, trying to get out of the force field.
-Everyone, this armageddon wouldn't be possible without help from our friend here. Give him a six-fingered hand!- Bill Cipher said showing the old man to his friends, who clapped and cheered.
-This brainiac is the one who built the portal in the first place! Now don't look so sour, Fordsy. It's not too late to join me. With that extra finger, you'd fit right in with my freaks- Bill Cipher said, making fun of the old man.
-I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness, Bill!- the old man said, angered.
-"What!? Bill Cipher has a weakness?"- I thought.
-Oh, yeah? And I know a riddle. Why did the old man do this?- Bill Cipher said making a pose.
-This?- the old man said imitating Bill pose.
Immediately, Bill Cipher shot a ray that petrified him on gold. I was very amazed.
-Because I needed a new backscratcher!- Bill Cipher said tacking the old man petrified, scratching it's back, while he and his friends where laughing.
-That's enough!- a boy said angrily, coming out of a building.
This boy was wearing a blue and white hat with a blue brim and a blue pine tree on the front. He had somewhat messy brown hair and relatively pale skin, and his nose is a bit darker than the rest of his face. His eyes are brown, with noticeable bags underneath. He was wearing a navy blue hooded vest, (which has inner pockets on both sides) a reddish-orange t-shirt, gray shorts, white socks with a red stripe, black sneakers, and a sometimes visible gray digital wristwatch. He was with a lot of scratches, and hits.
-That boy is Dipper Pines!- I whispered to Meloetta.
-Hand over my uncle! Or else!- Dipper said tacking out some kind of red book with an image of a hand with 6 fingers and a 3 on it.
-Now isn't. This. (Deep) INTERESTING? (Normal voice:) My old puppet is back for an encore. You think you can stop me? Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you've got- Bill Cipher said getting close to Dipper, making some punched in the air. He doesn't took seriously Dipper.
Dipper, sweating, was searching something in the book.
- I UM I. Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. Whattdya got, Pine Tree, everyone's waiting. DO IT- Bill Cipher said getting desperate.
-Augh, BILL!- Dipper said angrily, jumping toward Bill, ready to give him a punch.
Bill, not moving his body, launched Dipper back, making him to roll and hit a three. His friends were laughing.
-He has psychic powers- Meloetta whispered.
Dipper tried to took his books, but Bill took them.
-That's right. Don't be a hero, kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world- Bill said turning fire on the books, leaving only ashes from them.
-NO!! THE JOURNALS!!- Dipper said scared.
-Not much of a threat now, are you? Now can anyone remind me why we came here?- Bill Cipher asked to his friends, ignoring Dipper.
-To get WEIRD!- one of his friends said.
-THAT'S RIGHT! VIP party at the Fearamid. Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat, have the kid for a snack- Bill Cipher said.
-Uh?- Dipper said.
-Hench-maniacs, ROLL OUT!- Bill Cipher said, transforming a car into a weird race-car like vehicle. All the monsters, except 8 Ball and Teeth, entered to the car.
-Let's get out of here, Bill!- another monster said.
Bill obeyed and drived to the floating Pyramyd.
Dipper was left to 8 Ball and Teeth.
-So, you wanna eat him, or, something?- 8 Ball asked.
-Oh, definitely, let's eat him- Teeth said.
-Now Meloetta!- I shouted, pointing my guns to them.
-What da...!?- Teeth said.
I shoot Teeth, breaking all his, well, teeth, killing him. Meloetta used psybeam to 8 Ball, knocking him out. I then get closed to him and shot him in the head.
-Who are you?- Dipper asked.
-I am...- I was about to respond, when Meloetta interrupted me.
-He is returning!- Meloetta said.
-Chat for later!Let's hide!- I said tacking Dipper and hiding between the buildings.
