Vampires

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Its no secret that I am a fan of vampires. I mean every girl has her favorite monster, whether it is vampires, werewolves, demons or zombies. But here's something that makes me so angry about how vampires are believed to be.

Vampires don't go outside, as we all know. So, this means no Vitamin D. Vitamin D can ne found in blood, hence the blood sucking. Therefore vampires only suck blood to get to that vitamin D. Think about that for a minute.

Another thing, vampires usually go after girls, not because they are pretty and attractive, but because they are the weakest of the two sexes. Sorry girls, but we all have to admit it. Boys are stronger.

Ta-daa! The mystery is solved. (And this is not ment to be offesncive if you have a different outlook on the situation of vampires and stuff)

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