joe looked at the ball he was bouncing
it hit him in the face
'ow' he thought
then he realized
his ball was a water baloon
his shirt was soaked
'this is bad luck' he thought
he decided to dry his shirt off
he put it in his microwave
and set it for 60 minutes on high
he looked around
'what should I do now?' he asked himself
'this story would be better if it was properly capitalized.'
but as he thought
he recoiled in shock
because he realized
his microwave was not his microwave.
it was his tv.
the end
