"this is a nice stick,"
"i like sticks" *peck, peck*
*ron flies in*
"lemme smash,"
"please"
"no ron, go find becky"
"you want sum fuk?"
"no, ron. i don't want sum fuk."
"i got you blue"
*seconds pass*
"hey girl, you want sum tail?"
*flicks tail*
"(ugh)"
"ron, your tail is small."
"w0t?"
"swiggity, swooty?"
"you want yellow?"
"she doesn't want yellow.."
"blue and yellow?"
"no..."
"ron? I'm leaving"
"w0t?"
"nO!!1! waIt!1! lEmMe SmAsH!!1!2!"
"what has my life come to?"
"becky thought my tail was too small.."
"becky used to lemme smash"
"but beCKy smashing ben."
"ben's a hoe, peck"
"fuk this nest, fuk ben"
*time passes*
"i need you becKy!!1!!1!"
"BECKY LEMME SMASH!!!2!2!1!2!"
"ima get that bitch a stick"
"bitches love sticks"
"stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick"
"need stick"
"got stick"
"becky i got stick!1!1!1!2!!!"
"LEMME SMASH"
-i have no ides what i just did, comment if you want me to script all the parts oml-
-riv
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