BENIDORM - The Garvey's take Las Vegas

Pete and Stan arrive

MADGE and JANICE are in the Casino reception. JANICE is still crying cus MICHAEL has gone missing.

MADGE: Oh, pull yourself together!

JANCIE: How can I mother?! My own son's gone missing!

MADGE: He's not missing! Like our Telle says he's just gone on a night out.

JANICE: I hope he's okay.

MADGE spots a taxi pull up to the Casino. MICK's brother PETE and father STAN get out with suitcases and head towards the Casino.

MADGE: Oh shit!

JANICE: What's wrong mum?

MADGE: It's Pete!

JANICE: Mick's brother Pete?

MADGE: Ay, dopey Pete and Stan.

JANICE: Be nice mother!

PETE and STAN enter the casino.

PETE: Hiya Janice, Madge looking lovely as always.

JANICE: Hiya Pete. You alright Stan?

STAN: No, I'm not! That taxi driver kept moaning about the taxi fare!

JANICE: Why what was wrong with the taxi fare?

PETE: We didn't have it! I was wondering if we could borrow a few dollars from you?

MADGE: No ya fucking can't!

PETE: Oh, Madge don't be like that! I wouldn't ask it's just we forgot to convert our money before we came out here!

MADGE: I couldn't care less! I'm not a charity case!

STAN: Charity case? It's a few dollars for taxi fare!

MADGE: You Garvey's are all the same! Robbing bastards bleeding me dry!

JANICE: Don't be like that mam! They only want money for the taxi!

STAN: Nah you're alright Jan! We'd hate to in convince Madge! We don't want your money!

MADGE: Good cus you're not getting my money!

STAN: Good cus I don't want it! Come on Pete.

JANICE: Oh, Stan don't go!

STAN: I'm not staying here to be insulted!

MADGE: That's it! Fuck off the pair off ya!

STAN: It's clear we're not welcome here! Goodbye!

MADGE: Oh, you're leaving already?

PETE: Well.... yes.... we....

MADGE: Oh, that's a shame! You've only just got here! Mick would be gutted if you left without seeing him.

PETE: We'll love to stay but we've got no money.

MADGE: Don't worry about that love. I'll lend ya some money.

PETE: You sure Madge?

MADGE: Yeah, no worries love. Anything to help family out.

MADGE lends them some money and they head off back outside to pay the taxi fare leaving MADGE and JANICE in the Casino.

MADGE: The robbing Garvey bastards!