Ok. Hold the fuck up.How.
Dare.
They.
Howdaretheybesofuckingsexyamdcuteandprettyandughhhhhhhhhhh?????
Like..
..*le gulp*
HOW CAN HE BE SO FREAKING FINE I MEAN HOW TF DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIKE ANY OTHER BOY NOW THAT MY EXPECTATIONS ARE SO FRICKING HIGH?!?!?!!!?
*deep breath*
But, no, that was not enough because GUESS WHO ELSE DECIDE TO BIAS WRECK THE SHIT OUT OF ME?
YEP.
YOU ARE RIGHT.
THIS. INCREDIBLY. RUDE. MAN.
The. Lollipop.
I want to be that lollipop so bad. Omg.
Also, at first I thought his hair looked red (?) and I was like "Wow his hair looks really good in dark red!" but then I realised I was just blind EVEN THOUGH his hair would look amazing in red.
Or any other color.
Because he's basically perfect.AND THEN YOU HAVE JIMIN WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO PART HIS HAIR BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE IS DETERMINED TO BREAK MY HEART IN 100000000000000000 PIECES.
Then it was over and the dates came up and I was like "Oh ok, it is over.. Idk whether to be sad or happy cause I won't get tortured anymore.."
AND BAM!
Tae and Jimin decide to destroy any chance of me peacefully spending the rest of my day by singing and sounding LiKE aNgElS.
It lasted for just like.. 6 seconds? and yet it was as powerful as a punch in the face.Don't mind me.. It's my first BTS comeback and I am just really hyped but confused at the same time plus my finals are starting next week and I'm 98% sure that I'll fail but whatever..
Bai now I'll be too busy rewatching the video until 3pm and then crying myself to sleep because my life sucks, hoping that I'll dream of Jungkook taking the place of my nonexistent boyfriend.
Xoxo, Ellie ❤️Update: I am currently writing this update from hell because I watched the video and my soul literally got snatched. Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti 💔
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