Office Drama (JimxDwight)

Chapter 2

Jim's point of view

For the rest of the day Pam ignored me. Like seriously, but i didn't care. I love playing pranks on Dwight. I know I took it too far today but I planned out a halloween prank and frankly, I wanna pull this prank on him. Five O'clock hit and everyone got up and went home. On my way home, I stopped at target. I bought black paper to use for part of my halloween costume. I went home and jumped into the shower. I watched tv for a few hours before heading of to sleep.

My alarm clock screamed and screamed. I got up and turned my alarm clock off. I got my black paper out of the drawer and grabbed my scissors. I cutted out three medium sized circles out and then, I threw my white button down shirt on and put my black tie on. I got the three circles I cutted out and I taped them vertically down the right side of my shirt. Lastly, I threw my black slacks,and black dress shoes on. I tucked my shirt in and I grabbed my brown briefcase and my black suit jacket and headed out the door.

I hate dressing up for halloween. That's why whenever halloween comes around I spend as little effort as possible dressing up. Most people at work go all out for Halloween. To me Halloween is pointless. I know Pam told me to wear a costume but hell with that.

I get to work and walk into the building. I walk up the stairs and enter the room. Pam looks up at me. "Jim where the hell is your halloween costume, and that better not be it",she angrily questioned me.

" Pam what are you talking about, I'm a three-hole punch version of Jim", I smirk at her.

" That is the lamest costume ever", she informed me.

" Why, thank you Pam," I say sarcastically.

" Jim, please don't pull this prank you have in mind on Dwight today", she begged me.

" No can do," I tell her.

She shakes her head at me. " Fine, but I will not be part of your stupid scheme", she warned me. She turns her head from me and looks at the computer.

" okay", I say.

I went over to my desk and sat down. I grabbed my fake knife and tube of fake blood out of my brown briefcase. I covered half of the fake knife in fake blood. I pulled the desk drawer out, which belonged to Dwight. I placed the fake knife in the drawer. I added more fake blood around the fake knife. Then I closed the drawer and put my fake blood away. I went to bathroom, washed the fake blood off of my fingers and rushed back to my desk before Dwight showed up. I looked at Pam and smiled. Pam looked at me and rolled her eyes at me. I turned around and starting working. A few minutes minutes later Dwight showed up. He came as Sith Lord. His costume was spot on. He sat down and didn't even look up at me. He always does this whenever he's mad. Any second now he's going to open his drawer which he always does because he puts his briefcase in there. He opened his drawer and pulled the fake bloody knife out. He then looked at me.

" DAMMIT JIM!!!", he yelled.

I burst into laughter. I love it when he gets angry.

" MICHAEL!!!", he yells.

Michael came out of his office. Michael's costume was so ridiculous. Michael made a paper mache replica of his himself. His costume was called the two headed Michael. His costumes are always so ridiculous.

" Jim put a bloody knife in my drawer!!!", he screamed.

Everyone stopped what they were doing looked up to see what was happening. Michael came over to where Dwight was sitting and said " Dwight it was just a prank, you don't have to take it so seriously", Michael remarked.

" Ugh, since your the witness can you reprimand him please?", he requested.

" How do you know it was me? ", I joked.

He looked at me and angrily said " it's always you!".He turned his head and looked at Michael "are you going to discipline him or not?", he demanded.

"All right, here's the deal you guys think about a practical joke is that you have to know when to start as well as when to stop", Michael said.

"Yeah", Dwight added.

"And yeah and Jim now it the time to stop pulling these pranks on Dwight", Michael indicated.

"Okay alright i'm sorry because i've always been your biggest flan", I laughed.

Michael bursted into laughter." Nice one Jim", he laughed. He high fived me and headed back to his office.

" ARE YOU KIDDING!!!" Dwight yelled at Michael. I'm glad I didn't listen to Pam because damn this is way too funny, to the point that I couldn't stop laughing.