Types of emos
Tumblr/hipster: the ones that listen to TØP, P!ATD, FOB, and MCR (me)
Yeemos: similar to the tumblr and hipster, but they also watch FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY👏ALTERNATIVE👏CONTENT👏 REEEEEEEEEE (me)
Metalhead: technically isn't metal what they listen to, more like post hardcore and metalcore. Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Falling In Reverse, Black Veil Brides, Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice & Men, Asking Alexandria etc (me)
The ones that forgot it isn't 2009 anymore: *wears black eyeliner* yass the emo trinity! Twenty Øne Pilots who? Oh yes Blood On The Dance Floor! Rawr xd (I honestly don't know anyone that likes BOTDF)
The ones part of the Phandom: "protip" "don't cry craft" "everybody's pregnant" oh yass! Phan dan and Phil yes I ship it! Oh Fall Out Boy is my favorite band ever! Yass! Phan for life! (me)
The alternative ones: Panic! At The Disco, Twenty Øne Pilots, Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Troye Sivan. Blurryface, Badlands, Blue Neighborhood, Death Of A Bachelor, Crybaby! Yass! (me)
The ones with the gay ships: here are my ships, Ryden, Joshler, Peterick/petekey, frerard kohnnie, kellic I swear to Yeezus, Beezus, and Geezus for the love of everything that is holy if you attack one of my gay ships you're Dun (clearly this one is me)
The ones that say certain bands are not emo enough: "you listen to MCR? FAKE EMO! YOU FUCKING POSER! AGGHHB! I listen to American Football, Jawbreaker, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and Escape The Fate! Get on my level bIIITCH!" (Honestly I hate these types of emos like we get it you're from the 90s big whoop guess what emo has fucking evolved over the last 20 years)
The posers that cut themselves and don't listen to any emo band: I'm emo, I love Justin Bieber and I cut my wrists rawr xd lolzors I'm emo af I'm only cutting to be emo, I have no depression or anxiety or any of that. I cut so I can be emo like my older sister who listens to that Falling Boys and that... Romantic Discos, was it? (They're fucking worse than the ones that say certain bands aren't emo)
