Fool Like Me {Epilogue}

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Your daddy always said you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me
And when your momma sees me callin' on your telephone
The b**** hangs up on me
Huh?

My dad beat me when he found out I was gay and my mom made sure I had no contact with you, or anyone else.

Remember that time I blew your mailbox up
I was just kidding about that (kidding about that)
I'm sorry that I hit your dog with my bike
But he's still got three legs, he's gonna be just fine
And baby, baby I ain't too sure that
I know how to change anymore
But
This I know for sure
I just got eyes for you
Even though your friends say: Oh my God, how can he be with him?
Oh my God, leave his a**!

I remember one time you came over, thinking I was ignoring you. You ended up crashing a car you stole into my mailbox as a distraction to get me out of the house.

Your daddy always said you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me
And when your momma sees me callin' on your telephone, she hangs up on me
That b**** hangs up on me
Yeah I know
That I'm a grown a** man
Who still acts like an idiot
But Lord he must have been in a good mood the day
He let a boy like you
Choose to take a fool like me

Sometimes you acted like an idiot, but I still loved you, nonetheless.

I never meant to drive your car into that tree
I'm still real sorry about that (sorry about that)
And I know I can't get it right
But I would do anything, anything
For my
Baby, baby you ain't too sure that
I know how to change anymore
But
This you know for sure
I just got eyes for you
Even though your friends say: Oh my God, how can she be with him?
Oh my God, leave his a**!

Everyone always told me that I was going to get hurt. You were known as the towns man whore, of course they'd think that.

Your daddy always said you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me
And when your momma sees me callin' on your telephone, she hangs up on me
That b**** hangs up on me
Yeah I know
That I'm a grown a** man
Who still acts like an idiot
But Lord he must have been in a good mood the day
He let a boy like you
Choose to take a fool like me, take a fool like me
Take a fool like

One time you came over, snuck through my window. You were drunk.

Oh my God!
How can she be with him?
Oh my God!
How can she be with him?
Oh my God
Leave his a**!

You kissed me, saying you never wanted to leave me.

Your daddy always said you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me
And when your momma sees me callin' on your telephone, she hangs up on me
That b**** hangs up on me
Yeah I know
That I'm a grown a** man
Who still acts like an idiot
But Lord he must have been in a good mood the day
He let a boy like you
Choose to take a fool like me

The next day you asked me to leave the little mountain town of South Park with you.

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"Well Butters, it's been a year since we've moved. Do you still like it here?"

I nodded, smiling.

"Of course! Thank you for getting me out of that town, I love you!"

"I love you, too."

When we woke up the next day, I showed you the letters.

"Aww Butters, these are so adorable! Your so cute!"

I giggled.

"Th-thanks Ken."

Later that night you asked me to dinner.

Oh I'm glad I said yes!

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"Ready for the honeymoon, babe?"

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!!!THE END!!!

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