Things you hear in distance

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"Alright guys! Easy seven today."

"Eww. Why do you run?"

"Me no speak runner, Frey."

"You're still running?"

"Only two?! I can't run any father! Y'all are crazy!"

"ELLLLEVATION TIME! C'MON!"

"You need more shoes?"

"You know, my teammates (the football boys) love it when you runner girls come running in without shirts, Frey."

"Do you own any regular pants?"

"MY EVERYTHING HURTS!"

"Ice, ice bathing." (dada dun dun dun dundundun)

Also, our team came in four places higher than predicted in the 3200 Relay today! WHOOP WHOOP!


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