Relatable Teenage Posts!

Part 6

101. I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

102. The news is just some person saying "good evening" and then listing all the reasons why it's not.

103. "Shall we go?" "Yeah" ...nobody moves.

104. *my parents when I was 8* "go to your room." *my parents now* "please come out of your room."

105. Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family.

106. Listening to loud music with headphones and realizing that someone is trying to have a conversation with you.

107. I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

108. Trying to be serious with your best friend.

109. "Is that lightning?" "No they're just taking pictures for Google Earth"

110. Seeing boys play with little kids is probably one of the most attractive things ever!

111. If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

112. That awkward moment when you're staring at someone and they catch you staring...

113. When people see you laying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, "are you sleeping?" "NO I'M TRAINING TO DIE"

114. Pretending your the host of a cooking show when you're home alone cooking.

115. "Mom, look!" "Oh, that's nice sweetie" That's pretty cool that you can see without looking.

116. That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in line and you're near the cashier and they still aren't back yet.

117. Changing a word because you can't spell the word you originally wanted to use.

118. Aww a baby smiled at me! Now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope.

119. Friendship is so weird... You just pick a human you've met and you're like "yup I like this one" and you do stuff with them.

120. Saying random numbers when someone is counting to make them lose count.