Relatable Teenage Posts!

Part two

21. Ending a class presentation with "so....yeah..."

22. After reading this, you will realize the the brain doesn't notice the second "the."

23. That one password that you use for EVERYTHING and if anyone figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your life.

24. Dear McDonald's,

Thank you for not selling hot dogs cause I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face.

25. If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries.

26. 1. I woke up. 2. I went to school. 3. My crush talked to me. 4.my crush asked me out. 5. We went on a date.

The order is actually 2,3,4,5,1

27. That moment when your parents come in the room when your on the computer and you exit out of everything and just stare at the Google screen until they leave.

28. I'm always that person that's still laughing after everyone else has stopped.

29. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.

30. Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking, if anyone heard us, we'd be put in a mental hospital.

31. Admit it. We've all had one of those teachers that are like "don't pack up yet there's still 24 seconds of class."

32. Trying to get a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.

33. Listening to a sad song and staring out the window all dramatically.

34. Everyone has that one friend who:

1. Turns everything dirty

2. Eats like a pig and gains no weight

3. Swears a lot

4. Has a weird laugh.

Comment if you have a friend that's one of those or is all of those.

35. Yelling "DIE" when you spray bug spray at a bug.

36. Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.

37. Knowing your forgetting something but you don't know what.

38. I tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.

39. When I kill a bug, I don't clean it up. I leave it as a reminder to other bugs.

40. Teachers are like alarm clocks. They don't shut up when your trying to sleep.