Relatable Teenage Posts!

Part 8

141. Asking somebody of they remember when they did whatever with you, and then you realize it was just some dream you had.

142. Dear parents,

Thank you for giving me such a weird name.

Sincerely,

My Name Is Never On Those Customized Keychains

143. That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it just looks so wrong...So you just stare at it forever.

144. Whenever I kill a spider or a bug, I always think its family and friends are going to come after me for revenge.

145. Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.

146. I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.

147. No matter how useless you think you are, you will always be someone's reason to smile.

148. That awkward moment when you realize you've been saying your locker combo out loud.

149. "Page 404 not found." I wasn't looking for page 404!

150. When someone waves in your direction and you don't know if they're waving to you or not.

151. When someone's waving at the person behind you and you think they're waving to you so you wave back.

152. That moment in class when you just wanna scream, "NO ONE CARES!"

153. 3 Facts About You:

1.) You can't say "M" without your lips touching.

2.) You're trying to do it right now and looking like an idiot.

3.) Now your smiling.

154. I think Lady Gaga puts glue on herself and then rolls around in random items.

155. Me: "We're gonna stay up all night!"

Friend: "Heck yeah!"

2 hours later...

Me: "I'm tired... I'm going to sleep"

156. Every time you do something awesome, no one sees it. But if you do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.

157. Everyone has a boyfriend or girlfriend and I'm just over here like, "I love food."

158. Dear Internet,

You should feel special! I always choose you over sleep.

159. That awesome moment when you totally guessed the answer to a question and you end up getting it right.

160. Always think positive. *falls down the stairs* Me: "Whew I got down those stairs fast."