honestly i noticed some people on here are really thirsty.
like they'll hit on me knowingly,
like it's different if you're naturally flirtatious (wink wink)
but if you're hitting on me becoz you want to then that makes you kind of thirsty.
because im married.
and i have four kids (hope that turns the thirsties off)
plus im loyal (these hoes aint loyal, no they aint)
sorry about that haha.
but 70% of earth is water.
there is no reason you should be thirstie.
there are plenty of sexy singles who want to mingle with you.
you just gotta look.
YOU ARE READING
Niall Rants
Fanfiction"girls and their starbucks is like cocaine to a drug addict."
