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Very Bootyful Gays

Im Nayeon, Yoo Jeongyeon, Hirai Momo, Minatozaki Sana, Park Jihyo, Myoui Mina, Kim Dahyun, Son Chaeyoung, and Chou Tzuyu are in this group chat

Nayeon: There, so that we have our own gc

Jihyo: What's this?

Jeongyeon: She said it's a group chat right? Your eyes are already big and you still can't read it?

Jihyo: Yoo Jeongyeon!

Jeongyeon: Hey! I'm still older than you!

Dahyun: I guess you guys are getting close.

Jihyo: We were already close before, Dubu

Momo: Wah? Really?

Jeongyeon: Yep, we've known each other for 10 years now

Tzuyu: Wow

Nayeon: Really?

Jihyo: Yup, we were friends since childhood

Sana: But why are you guys acting like you only knew each other now?

Jeongyeon: It's not even a big deal, so yeah

Jihyo: We also haven't seen each other for a long time, maybe like a year already

Mina: Wow, such a wonderful journey (note the sarcasm)

Dahyun: You're road (note the pun)

Nayeon: Haha, nice one Dahyun

Chaeyoung: Enough unnies, anyone from us might get hurt

Jeongyeon: Awww! She's concerned!

Momo: Aww! For who Chae?

Tzuyu: Omg, your level of concern is higher than your height, Chaeyoung, huhu

Chaeyoung: Tzuyu-ah!

Jihyo: Hey gays why is our gc name like this?!

Jeongyeon: You just noticed now? Your eyes are already big...

Jihyo: Kyungwan, shut up!

Mina: HAHAHAHAHAHA KYUNGWAN?! HAHAHAHA 😂

Sana: Hahahahaha 😂😂

Nayeon: Ahahahahaha!! 😂

Dahyun: HAHAHAHA Wait why'd you call her Kyungwan?

Jihyo: That's her birthname

Jeongyeon: Yah Park Jisoo!

Jihyo: At least Jisoo sounds better than Kyungwan

Mina: Actually yeah

Sana: Actually yeah pt. 2

Nayeon: Actually yeah pt. 3

Dahyun: Actually yeah pt. 4

Jihyo: See?

Jihyo: And btw, I'm straight, you guys are the only gays here

Tzuyu: Ouch that hurts!

Chaeyoung: At least you feel what she feels now

Tzuyu: I thought we were finished with that argument yesterday?

Sana: The what, Tzuyu?

Tzuyu: Nothing unnie, it's just another one of our bullsh*t, hehe I ove you ❤!

[Sana: What you said still hurts Tzuyu but at least there's no more AAF]

Sana: Um ok. I love you too ❤

Nayeon: Ayyyiiiee!!

Momo: Ayyyiiiee!! Pt. 2

Dahyun: Ayyyiiiee!! Pt. 3

Jihyo: Ayyyiiiee!! Pt. 4

Mina: Ayyyiiiee!! Pt. 5

Chaeyoung: Ayyyiiiee!! Pt. 6

Jeongyeon: Ayyyiiiee!! Pt. 7

SaTzu: Do I look like I care?

Momo: Wow, you even said it at the same time

Dahyun: Hey! That's my line!

SaTzu: Do I look like I care? pt. 2

Nayeon: Okay okay! We get it, you guys are meant to be!

SaTzu: Do I look like I care? pt. 3

Jihyo: YOU GAYS WE STILL HAVE TO MEET UP IN SANA'S UNIT!!

Jeongyeon: WTF Jisoo?! Even though we can't hear you, my ear still hurts

Jihyo: Did you guys forget that we have work today?! We're gonna be late!

Nayeon: Alright, let's go to Sana's unit

Sana: Wait why in my place?

Chaeyoung: Cuz it's near the café

Dahyun: And the convenience store

Momo: See? They have a brain

Mina: And you don't

Momo: Fak u

Hirai Momo is offline

Mina: Sorry, I love my life as a virgin

Myoui Mina is offline

Nayeon: Remember to go to Sana's condo

Im Nayeon is offline

Dahyun: Ne unnie

Chaeyoung: Ne unnie pt. 2

Tzuyu: Ne unnie pt. 3

Kim Dahyun is offline

Son Chaeyoung is offline

Chou Tzuyu is offline

Sana: Whatever, I won't let you guys in

[Sana: Except maybe Tzuyu]

Minatozaki Sana is offline

Jihyo: Aish, these gays

Park Jihyo is offline

Jeongyeon: #ParkJisooIsGayerThanYouThink

Yoo Jeongyeon is offline

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