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[Scenario]:SEVENTEEN pag sumali sa pageant

Seungcheol: *rumampa*
Audience: *roars and cheers*
Seungcheol: *tumapat sa mic*Hello everyone..Choi Seungcheol,24 years of age, at naniniwala sa kasabihang , Gagawin ko lahat para makuha ko toothpaste niyo basta malinis tong gilagid ko..Tenkyu..

Jeonghan: *rumampang mala cat walk*
Audience: *cheers*
Jeonghan: *tumapat sa mic* HELLO EVERYONE ~..YOON "CHEONSA" JEONGHAN, 24 years of Living and naniniwala sa kasabihang..Ipagmalaki niyo nanay niyo, pero mas maganda parin ako~..I THAAAANNKK YOU~

Jisoo: *naglakad na parang altar server*
Audience: *claps*
Jisoo: *gentleman voice* Hello everyone my name is Joshua..I studied at Downtown magnets highschool..My hobbies are reading, playing guitar and singing..I also like to eat and sleep..
Audience: ...
Jisoo: Oh!..Memory Verse of the day *naglabas ng bibliya*..John 3:16- For God so loved the world that he gave his holy begotten son the whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life..Amen..Everyone please rise..Let us pray..
Audience: *sumunod kay Joshua*

Jun: *rumampa ng mala artista sa red carpet*
Audience: *naghiyawan*
Jun: Hello Fans..
Audience: *screams*
Jun: I'm the most handsome Wen Junhui..23 years old. At naniniwala sa kasabihan na.....Gwapo ako..*wink* Thank you.. *nagtanggal ng attire,naghubad*

Soonyoung: *rumampa na Jooheon Style*
Audience: ...
Soonyoung: *kinuha ang microphone sa mic stand* MAKE. SOME. NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *nag ingay, tumili*
Soonyoung: *Nag pa strange BGM*
--16 seconds later--
Soonyoung: BUREORA HURRICANE!! *nag concert*

Wonwoo: Hello..I'm ..Wonu..
Audience: Aww~
Wonwoo: *nag patugtog ng bass beat* Yeah~ Yeah~ Yeah~ Yeah~Oh~ *deep voice* You're going to Fast Baby..Ugh! I dunno what's wrong baby. *nag hubad ng tshirt* You're going to fast baby~..Ugh ugh listen..
Audience: *pinanalo Si Wonwoo*

Staff: Ahm..Bata..Sasali ka ba sa Mini Me?Alam ko sino gagayahin mo..
Jihoon: What?!
Staff: Oo..Si Suga ng BTS!..Omo!!!Kamukha mo talaga!!Ang kyut kyut mo!!! *pinisil pisngi ni Jihoon*
Jihoon: *Hinawakan ng mahigpit ang gitara* Puta Ka!!!!!!
Staff: *runs away*
Jihoon: *chases him*

MyeongHo:*rumampang thug style*
Audience: *naghiyawan*
MyeongHo: Hello everyone! Ako nga pala Si Seo MyeongHo na nagsasabing ,Ako Payat parin,Ikaw,Imma parin. Lampo *dabs*

Mingyu: *rumampa*
Fans: Mingyu Sunbaenim!!!
--nag brownout--
*tumahimik ang paligid*
Mingyu: Hanapin niyo ko~~ *evil laugh*

Seokmin: *rumampa ng bigay todo*
Supporters: LEE SEOKMIN!!!!!*tinaas ang banner*
Seokmin: Kasabay sa pagbalik ng kuryente, ako'y bumalik rin!..Nagbabalik ang isang super sexy unbelievable unkabogable Lee Seokmin..Pak!..Pak!..Ganern!#Enbelibeble.

Seungkwan: *rumampa * Yow LADDIIIEEEEESS~~~ *kinuha ang microphone* HALLO GUYSEU!..I am Seungkwan Boo..Pram Jeju, na nagsasabing mataba man ako sa inyong paningin, pakinggan niyo boses ko, mapapa-wow ka rin!

Hansol: *rumampa* Hello everyone! I'm Hansol Vernon Chwe..aged in 21, believed in the saying, Malapad ang noo sa inyong paningin, Gwapo parin.. *shows forehead* Yow pakers!

Chan: Hello!Lee Chan nga pala, na nagsasabing..."Hindi na ako baby!!!!!"

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Corny..