Triple Trouble [Fem!Naruto FF]

Chapter 7:Jungle Pool SOS

Chapter 7:Jungle Pool SOS!

"Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here, at the elite private school: Ouran Academy." The blond explained. "The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful."

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Waves crashed on the sand as the tide came in and exotic birds could be heard from the shore line. Tall palm trees lined the beach and the sun shone brightly on the water with not one cloud in the sky.

'Am I dreaming?' Haruhi thought as she looked around.

'This is Japan. There aren't supposed to be any tropics here.' Naruto thought at the same time.

Tamaki popped next to Haruhi, his eyes closed. "Behold, Haruhi." He started to sparkle. "Bask in the beauty of tropical birds." He pointed to the colorful birds in the trees above them. "Pretty, aren't they? I wonder what kind of birds they are."

"Where's the exit, again?" Haruhi asked flatly.

"Spending time taking it it easy like this is important for us to refine our 'round-the-clock beauty." Tamaki stuck a straw in his iced tea.

"Personally, I think this is pointless and a waste of time, so can I go home now?" Naruto asked in frustration. "I want to study and I have to do the laundry today."

"Where is this place, anyway?" Haruhi asked, looking down at her lounging senpai, sitting beneath an umbrella.

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A little earlier... 15:38 (3:38 PM)

Ouran Academy, South Building, Front

Haruhi and Naruto were walking calmly out the front entrance before a certain pair of twins grabbed them.

"Abduction..." Kaoru started.

"Complete!" Hikaru finished.

A limo pulled up and the window rolled down to reveal Tamaki in sunglasses and a lei. "All right, take them with you."

"Roger!" The twins responded.

The window rolled up and the twins dragged the girls away.

"Hold on," Naruto struggled in Kaoru's grip.

"Where are we going?" Haruhi cried, slightly scared.

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"This is a theme park that the Ootori Group runs, 'Tropical Aqua Garden'." Kyouya explained.

"But Kyouya-senpai, didn't you say that your family ran a hospital, or did some kind of medical therapy work?" Haruhi asked.

"Well, it's a diversified enterprise that does a lot of things, but you could say this is related to therapy." Kyouya answered. "There are many who suffer from feeling cooped up, who would like to spend time in the south tropics, but for economic reasons or lack of time, are unable to go. This is a convalescent theme park to help treat those people."

The megane teen sparkled and adjusted his glasses. "The Ootori group is always thinking of the happiness of others."

'This sounds relentlessly shady.' Haruhi sweatdropped.

"The park doesn't officially open until next month, but the Host Club was given a special advance invitation." He finished.

Tamaki ran his fingers through his hair as he basked in the warmth of the sun. "This feels so relaxing." He sighed contently. "We don't have to worry about keeping all of our guests entertained for once. It's truly a handsome young warrior's holiday, I guess you could call it."