Them As Things Kids Have Said At My School

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by unhappiboi101

by unhappiboi101

Finn
"I'll fuck you and your mom"-my friend #1

"Is your pussy an open wound?"-my friend #2

"You stupid animal"-my science teacher

Jaden
"Then you'd be a weeboo"-my friend #3

"Walk faster"-literally everyone

"You're such a mess"-my choir teacher

Sophia
*yelling very loudly down the hall*
"Fuck you, you fucking homophobe"-this girl I used to be friends with that I for once agreed with due to this statement. But like, she's a bitch

"Imma kill you right now with my gun."
*pulls out banana*-me

"I honestly think you're gay and I'm not mad about that"-some random chick who said this to me...she's not wrong

Wyatt
Friend #4: *says to friends* #1-#3 Here have some napkins
*looks at me 5 minuets later*
Friend #4: Do you need one?
Me: I need one to wipe up all your bullshit

"You don't smoke weed...you snort it."-a kid in my study hall

*someone plays rap* "Turn that shit off." *plays a stupid song* "This. This is what gets the people going"