Chapter 5

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(Brendon’s POV) {most of it is texting oop}

When I woke up, the sun was shining through my window, lighting up my room. I groan shoving my face into my pillow. I had a killer headache. After a few moments of me bitching about the sun, I remove my face from my pillow. I notice that Dallon had gotten up, probably a while ago. My phone dings, and I pick it up.

Josh👽: 18 messages
Dalpal: 2 messages

What the fuck Josh?!

Josh👽: hey

Josh👽: did you fuk and suk

Josh👽: I guess so

Josh👽: wiNK WONK

Josh👽: u sleep too much

Josh👽:get up hoe

Josh👽: is it your forehead?

Josh👽: does it use up all of you energy to grow?

Josh👽: that'd make sense

Josh👽:or perhaps

Josh👽: ur just really old so your hairline is running away

Josh👽: R E C E D I N G

Josh👽: LMAO I AM F U N N Y

Josh👽: how are you still asleep

Josh👽: I'll come to your house and eat all your food test me

Josh👽: Tyler can't stop me this time since he's shopping right now

Josh👽: mwHAHAHAHA

Josh👽: SHIT HE JUAT CAME HOME GOTTA BALST

Brendon🤠: wtf

Dalpal: hey B, I'm at my apartment, packing, I should be back soon alright? You looked too peaceful to wake up

Dalpal: just let me know you're okay when you awake

Brendon: I'm alive
Dalpal: gOod

Brendon: go pack u Thot

Dalpal: I'm TaKING A BreAk

Dalpal: thot? Don't talk about yourself sweaty

Brendon: s h o t s f i r e d

Brendon: Josh is spamming me again can I just add us all in a gc so he shuts up

Dalpal: sure bb

Brendon: oh?

Dalpal: m a k e t h e g c

□■My Two Fav Hoes■□

Brendon: hey whores

Dallon: you're so mean wtf

Josh: hOt

Josh: FUCK TYELRDS SLAPPING ME JELP

Brendon: that's what you get

Dallon: i feel like i should continue packing but you guys are funny

Josh: come join the dark side we got cookies and dildos

Brendon: Tyler needs to slap you again tf

Dallon: RT

Josh: STOP BULLYING ME

Brendon: no

Dallon: no

Josh: no -ty

Brendon: no -myforehead

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