A'zyriah Joseph| Zee🍃
"Keke don't worry about that guh, she ugly anyway. She look like- girl I don't even know, she just fucking ugly. She just fugly." I told her as we pull off. She chuckle before plugging her phone to the auxiliary cord.
"What y'all wanna listen too?" She asked
"Som-" She cut Tink off.
"I got a song we should listen to." Keke said before playing the song.
"You ain't the one for me. You ain't got shit I need Want me to take my time with you Maybe I'm not your speed Maybe I'm out your league-" She started singing put I pull the auxiliary cord out her phone.
"Awe hell nawl! You ain't finna start with this shit! You suppose to be like fuck that nigga! We some fucking gangsta we don't get in our feelings over no fuck boy." I told her as I drive.
"Put some fucking Youngboy on." I told her then she stroll through her phone.
Rags to Riches came on. My ass started rapping along with them two.
"Get up, go get it if I ever want it
I got some Act in my cup, and I'm loaded
I pop them Perkys, you know I control it
Straight off the dome, you know I ain't wrote it Gotta tell it, swear it's hard for to hold it Up with the Glock, and you know I'ma blow it"
"Pour up my cup and I sip it Whatever I want, I go get it Came from rags to riches Blew up and took over my city I'm thankin' the Lord I did it I wanted a bite, and I bit it I swear it ain't hard to get it I stay with that rod, I'm with it!!" Ke recorded us as we rapped to the song.
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"Y'all I'm hungry lets go get something to eat." Tink said as our high asses just sit there look at nothing.
"Tink, yo ass got two fucking heads." Keke told her making me look at Tink.
"Poooo, bitch you look fucking wired ass fuck with two heads." I said laughing at her.
Tink got up and went to the bathroom down the hall then she started cutting up like Lud Foe.
"Bitch, I know y'all fucking lying! Why the hell I got two fucking heads! Awe hell I ain't going nowhere like this! I'm staying my ass in this house on this fucking sofa!" Tink yelled walking in living room.
Somebody started knocking at the door. We stop talking. "Go open the door Tink. It's yo house." Keke whispered to Tink.
"I don't know who at that door. It could be some rapist or a killer." Tink whispered scared to go open the door.
"Zee you go open it." Tink whispered looking at me.
"Shid, you do it's yo fucking house." I whisper back.
They knocked again. "I swear if I get killed I'm coming hunt y'all ugly asses." She said getting up to go open the door.
"How you go hunt us we go get killed too. So all three of us go be hunting the motherfucking killer." I told her as she looked through the peep hole then smack her lips.
"Y'all it's a slim thick leprechaun out there. I think he wanna smoke with us." Tink said opening the door.
"Bitch you not suppose the open the.door for that evil ass creature he go smoke with us then kill us." Ke said hopping up off the sofa ready to run out.
"Bitch, we need a four leaf clover." I said
"Y'all high ass fuck bro." I heard Kayla making me quickly turn my head towards her.
"Where you come from?" Keke asked her
"I just got back from Chicago not to long ago. I had to come here when I heard what happened at yo party." Kay told us.
"Oh." Ke said making Kay look at her.
"Dam y'all eyes red like a motherfucker!" She yelled
"I'm hungry. I got the munchies." I said rubbing my stomach.
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"Welcome to McDonald, how may I take your order?" The speaker asked
"Bitch the speaker just spoke to me." I said looking back the Keke. I heard the speaker laughing.
"See I knew I should've drove and took the orders." Kay said from the backseat.
"I would like a motherfucking uhhhhhh- 3 double cheese burgers 3 hot and spices 2 large fries and a large sweet tea. What y'all want?" I asked look at them.
"Shid get me 2 spicey chickens with no mayo and 1 Frappe and oh get me some buffalo sauce!" Keke shouted so the speaker can hear.
"And what she said." I told the speaker making it chuckle
"What about y'all to ugly motherfucker at the back?"
"You know me I gotta get like 5 double cheese burgers with a large fries and a large hi-c!" Tink yelled
"20 piece chicken nuggets and large hi-c." Kay said but not loud enough for the speaker to hear making me smack my lips.
"Gotta be different." Tink said from the back.
"20 piece chicken nuggets and large hi-c." I said
"That will be 32 dollars and 79 cent." Speaker said laughing.
We pull up to the window. "Y'all got y'all money?" I asked
"Uh got..." Ke pull some money out her pocket she had like 3 hundred dollar bills and 2 twenties and a ten dollars bill. She then pull some change out her pocket.
"I only got 55 cent." She said putting her money back in her pocket.
"Left wallet at home." Tink said
"I got 20 right." Kay said handing me the twenty I grabbed my purse I have like 5 bands in my purse.
"Dam I'm broke, I only got a dollar." I said showing them my dollar.
A girl open the window handing us our food. I grab it handing it to Keke to hold. "How much you said it was again?" I asked
"32 dollars and -" I cut her off by burning off with the food.
"Bitch I know you fucking lying!" Tink yelled laughing stuffing her mouth with fries.
I bust a left, I seen they had a red light and nobody was driving cause it was like 2 o'clock in the morning.
I drove pass the red light and went straight to Tink house.
