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Nathaniel vs. Adrien

Marie:
Epic Rap Battles of Miraculous! Adrien! Versus! Nathaniel! Begin!

Adrien:
I really don't know why people chose to pair us,
But either way, I'm not gonna put up a fuss.
Because I know my words are gonna beat this, 
Better than your drawings, this is something you can't miss.
Whoops, it looks like my alter ego is stepping in,
So sit back and relax, ladies, let this rap battle begin.

Nathaniel:
It certainly makes me wonder if there's a brain in your head,
A blonde model like yourself and seems to be well fed.
How do you even manage with three different activities?
Do you even have time in your schedule for the ladies?
I may just sketch in class during my free time,
But my artistic skills will make yours look like a crime.
No one wants cliche, popular guys,
Look here girls, cause I'm the redhead who actually tries.

Adrien:
Actually tries? Pft, give me a break,
You couldn't even talk to Marinette without heartache.
And here comes Chloe the girl who pushes you around,
Your drawings can't help you steal her crown.
The only way that you found the guts to make a move,
Was when you were akumatized, but nothing's new.
In the end, you were defeated by Ladybug and Chat Noir,
Even the black cat is closer to his princess now.

Nathaniel:
Ugh, seriously? That was months ago,
Why bring Marinette up if you want to boost your ego.
We get it, Adrien, you're jealous, get over it,
Like how I moved on before I knew it.
You're stuck in the past that's why you can't move on,
I guess that's why you're still sad about your mom.
Look, I don't like Marinette anymore okay?
I found someone new who actually makes my day.

Adrien:
Hey! You can talk all the crap you want, I don't care,
But when you bring up my mom, man, that isn't fair.
At least I have respect and I don't go personal,
Because if I did, I'll make sure you fall.
But anyway, I guess there's not much else to say,
This whole battle just revolved around something lame.
You found someone new? Congrats, it's about time,
But just to be clear... Marinette is mine <3

Marie:
WHO WON??? WHO'S NEXT??? COMMENT DOWN BELOW!!! YOU DECIDE!!! EP EP EP EP EP-

*kicks down the door*

Marinette: What in the world-

Alya: What the fu-

Nino: -unsticks

The room goes quiet as a mysterious figure steps in. Nathaniel and Adrien turn towards the shadow, confused.

Nathaniel: Uh.. The battle is over..

Adrien: Yeah you missed it...

The figure steps in the light, revealing his blue colored, ombre hair. Lifting his face up, smirking, he turns to Adrien.

Luka:
Well it seems like this battle has come to an end,
That's good, but it seems like your skills needs a hand.
So let's go, come at me Agreste,
Shall we put your feelings and rap to the test?

*cricket*

Marie:
-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MIRACULOUS!!!